Bug powder causes male bedbugs to stab each other to death with their *******.

Word on the street is the pheromone is being manufactured by John Doe Inc.

 

Uhhhhhh, Yeah.

 

Are you sure those were bites? Maybe they were expressing their affection for you with their sharp hardware..

 

I wonder if we can develop a powder that causes male humans to poke each other with their *****es.

Imagine how easily wars will be won then!

 

Considering most weapons are considered phallic symbols men have pretty much been poking each other with their ****es in war.

 

I had an encounter with these MoFos this past summer. I was living in this crappy ass apartment complex in SF and I started getting these nasty bites. They were ****ing huge. And I talked to my boss at work and she said it might be bed bugs.

Did some research and became paranoid so I one night I started removing my sheets and everything and I saw one of those ****ers on my bed. Nasty! It was huge, fat and super-red as if I had just ate.

Luckily I was going to move out of the place anyways, but it made moving a bigger hassle b/c I had to clean everything with rubbing alcohol, throw all my clothes in the dryer, and toss out my bed, covers, blankets, etc. Nasty!