I didn't know what to say when I posted the vid. It's just so out there. I thought it had to be scripted as a joke.... But it turns out it's a "band" that travels around the USA to churches to put on this show.
No need. I'm a Christian who actually likes Christian hip-hop (LeCrae and Grits are favorites) and I cringed so much watching that video that I stopped halfway through. I don't even know what to say to that.
You gotta watch the last five seconds...with the gun shots and all of them scriptedly falling down. < face palm >
"Christian Side Hug" in all it's lyrical glory. Gimme dat Christian side hug Dat Christian side hug Gimme dat Christian side hug Dat Christian side hug I'm a ruff rider Filled up with Christ love Gimme dat Christian side hug Dat Christian side hug These are the EG rules so Pay attention, it's essential This ain't no front hug zone You ain't that fly, you ain't my jones Stop and listen No front hugs and no kissin' I ain't that scared to call your momma You'll be ridin' home in a coma I got my groove You ain't got nothin' Follow these rules Cause we ain't bluffin' Now uh, you ain't no rabbi You ain't no priest So rise up off me like the shortbread with no yeast Now uh, don't use that front hug boy That makes us awkward That's inappropriate You back up off her 'cause we Wanna keep our mind pure Wanna keep away from sin That means it's you too girl Only one arm around him [CHORUS x2] We be walkin' like We be talkin' like We be side huggin' Every day and night It's how we do fool This ain't no club So don't be hatin' on me when I show no love We livin' holy It ain't no thang So put your hands in the air and let that shoulder hang I'm goin' global Cause you don't know me I'm buyin' babies like Angelina Jolie So quit that huggin' And slow down mama And hit my fist like President Obama Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people Now, Democratic shift in the Congress, people [CHORUS x2] I'm a married man So you know I can hold hands Front hug all day long with no other demands But uh, as for all of you Until you say "I do" No front huggin' or PDA or your EG time is through But uh, some of y'all is slick Try to pull this trick Your hug starts in the side But soon it turns the chick So if you end up here Then go ahead and scream it When I hug people I leave room for the Holy Spirit If a girl walks up With her arms spread wide And she's front hug bound with that look in her eye You better turn to the side And pat her on her back Cause Jesus never hugged nobody like that (Scream it) [CHORUS x2]
BTW, I was raised in a Christian household, and this is the first time I've ever heard about a full-frontal hug stigma.
nothing says that you are indeed a "ruff ridaaaah" more than rapping about hugging girls from the side.. by the way, what the hell is "Democratic shift in the congress?" One second I'm thinking this song is about hugging then next thing you know they're discussing trends in the legislative branch of the U.S government.
I don't get it, how am I supposed to have all my hugging intercourse from the side? I'm just gonna side-69 it and go for the ear
Or check out this non sequitur... I'm goin' global Cause you don't know me I'm buyin' babies like Angelina Jolie I think these guys just might be operating at a higher level than the rest of us.
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