[NSFW] From my other favorite forum, I give you: Worst possible "date" EVER!

Yeah that was a Tucker Max story I believe.

I think the "pee bottle" is meant for the massive **** who cannot fit their entire disposal system to relieve into the toilet bowl. First time I've heard of a "pee bottle." Pretty strange, but so is that website.

They're also extremely insecure. But the stories are amusing.

 

Lollercoaster.

 

Is anybody else speechless after reading that?

 

dont forget that dog, that ooooohgly chick, and the red integra.

 

bodybuilding.com is such a clusterf*** of insecure sociopaths

 

D*MN . . .. that is a vision

LOL


Rocket River
. . .after reading PEE Bottle. . .and then having to Isht and Pee at the same time
I figure the story was not going where I thought it was
and
avoided the SPOILERs like the Plague!!

 

exactly what I thought.

 

This is exactly what people who won't use public toilets deserve.

 

I wonder . . . how many cases/instances of someone 'catching' something from a public toilet are there a year.
People seem very paranoid about it .. . but how often does it REALLY HAPPEN?

Rocket River
Hell . . the DOOR to the public toilet is probably worse than the toilet!

 

QFT

Who gets threatened by someone crapping all over their floor anyway? Pulling a knife seems like a strange reaction to that. As disturbing as that would be to have that happen I don't think it would trigger my protective instincts.

 

Has anyone noticed why he was drawing such a detailed picture of a penis? And why is penis and ass are not proportional to the rest of his body? Is he implying he has a huge penis?

 

So it's just like New Jersey then.

 

I'm surprised some of you haven't heard about that suicide thing... it was all over the news. Pretty crazy stuff...

 

Heard about its connection with JTV never knew it originated from a bodybuilding forum

 

cant stop laughing need air

 

IIRC, they did numerous studies on this and found that, in actuality, the toilet itself is fairly sanitary because the conditions don't allow for germs/bacteria to survive. Now, this isn't for all bathrooms - I'm sure there are some that are pretty bad but people's fears of public bathrooms are definitely overblown.

 

I'm dying laughing mainly because of the images. Those are classic. True or Fake story, the thought of trying to bend down a boner and pee in the toilette and then looking at those drawings is LoL material at its finest.

 

That thread on that forum is a cleverly disguised "I have a long penis so I can't fit it in the toilet when I sit down" thread.

 

more like a cleverly disguised 'i'm a socially awkward dude who's deathly afraid of public toilets and carries pee bottles around with me' thread