Just for fun, how about some fantasy headlines, ones you would like to read this upcoming season. For example: Ming pays early dividends; Shaq shocked at Ming's Performance; Griffin goes wild, scores forty; Francis gives headaches to other teams; Rockets win twenty straight, etc.
nah, Cato injured his shoulder, elbow, ankle..........or wutever(and plus flu, HIV, ...), and blah, out of the season
Rockets Lead NBA with 4 Allstars Mobley Continues 3-Point Barrage Francis? Triple Double Again? No Problems No Mo: Taylor Better Than Ever Ming Outplays Shaq It's a Bird, It's a Plane, It's Rice Rockets Sweep Spurs: Rockets Dominate Regular Season Rivalry Less is More: Francis Follows Mobley's Lead, Signs 7-year Deal "It's Not About the Money, It's About Winning" Block Party! Ming, Griffin and Cato Combine for 20 Nachbar Leads Rockets to 12th Straight Ice Ice Baby: Moochie Has No Pulse Francis Finally Makes the Playoffs How Sweet It Is!!! Those are just a few.
"Rock and Roll - Yao Ming and Steve Francis run new play to perfection" "Bostjan Three Party!- Nachbar goes off!" I think even if he only hits one the whole year, this line is just too good to pass up. "Francis scorches the Jazz for 50" Revenge after getting thrown out of the game last year. "moestavern19 becomes first online chatter to ever win a game for the Rockets by pissing off Dr Of dunk so bad during a game, he throws his laptop in a rage and injures Scottie Pippen, allowing Cuttino Mobley to steal the ball and hit the game winning three" well we all have a dream
Rocket stun the league be making New Jersey like comeback to the playoffs. Ming is the Rookie of the year. Mo Taylor comeback player of the year. Francis causing migraines for others. Mobley makes the all star team. Nachbar solves SF problem for Rockets. Moochie emerges as floor leader. Griffin wins 6th man of the year.
Party of Five - Francis, Ming lead 5 Rockets to All-Star game No more Bull - Rockets break Bulls record 72 win season Who can beat them? - Rockets win NBA Championship without losing a game in the playoffs Plus we get the following awards... Francis MVP Francis Playoff MVP Ming Defensive Player of the Year Ming-Nachbar co-rookies of the year Griffin-Cato co-Most Improved Players Rice Sixth Man Rudy-T Coach of the Year
Don't left headlines unfinished skippy, let me help ya finish them: Ming dissapoints NBA by winning the ring after a long 5 years. Tall Ming run over full court on transition defense and got Shaq train through between his legs. Ming not allowed to return to China.(That's actually good for Ming and the Rockets.lol)
Steve Francis breaks Jazz record for Assists. Rudy adjusts the game to win Championship in 05. Yao improves his Scoring for the third straight year. For the 2nd.Yr. in a row Rockets Five start for the West in the 2004 All Star Game
The Lakers were invited to a Ming block party After Ming has 10 blocks including 3 on Shaq The Big Confucius outwits the Big Aristotle After Ming plays a smarter game and fouls out a frustrated Shaq All's quiet on the Western front "The Western front" being a reference to the US (specifically New York and Chicago) press, that was vocally deriding Ming as a player during and after the draft, but now have been silenced by Ming winning Rookie of the Year after a dominant season. The Rockets passing game is better than ever Towards midseason, where ball movement gets stressed and Steve's turnover numbers finally drop Showtime reincarnated: Fun with the run and gun Towards midseason, when the Rockets new full court running game and half court sets emphasizing off-the-ball movement become consistent
