Well for starters lets do something like for Yoa it will be "your" For example "Yoa Daddy", or "Yoa gresse Daddy". Any good? Since we are in the west it'll have to be "Yoa Shaq daddy stoper"
I know many of you are reluctant about Yao comming to play for the Rocks, but hey many teams would have taken him with the first pick so there must be a good reason why. As a nick name How about the MING-MEAN
YMCA Yao Ming CXXX AXXXX--You cna fit in the Xs. As in Yao MIng C(k)ick A$$, Yao MIng Chinese Air-delivery, Yao Ming Chinese Aristotle (remember shaq's self claimed nickname?), etc, etc, you get the idea.