Based on what I know, the moves written in Chinese are: First move: Power Rocket Second move: Olympic Beam Third move: Nigerian Spirit Fourth move: No idea...something to do with quadruple doubles or blocks??? Whoever made this paid a lot of attention to detail. Perhaps there's a chinese clutchfan-like website out there, where chinese fans post funny stuff like this all the time. I remember chinese fans photoshopping Rockets players as legendary generals from the Three Kingdoms era before.
I can try to translate... but you guys should be expecting them to sound ridiculous: 1st: 1st pick (or No. 1) Rocket 2nd: The glorious "light" (honor) of the Olympics 3rd: Nigerian Furious God (Should Furious Nigerian God but I translated it word-by-word) 4th: King of Fighters (an arcade game) Lotus Scroll (referring to a sacred, but fictional, Kung Fu instruction scroll that appears very often in Chinese Kung Fu fictional novels) - Technique Four: Real. Big 4 Happy (Big 4 Happy is... one of the best combination you can get in the game of mahjong... similar to.. let's say Royal Flush in Texas Hold'em or Poker) Yeah... those just didn't sound right... but I tried :grin:
For those who are interested... here is a rough translation of Yao's moves: 1st: At the Top of the Forbidden City (it is a common Chinese expression often used to describe people who are achieving greatness or great things, almost like standing on top of the Imperial Palace "Forbidden City") 2nd: At the Top of the Forbidden City , 8 miles away (I have no idea what the "8 miles away" means .... but I translated it word-for-word) 3rd: Himalayas 8000 (Again no idea what it means... probably referring to the Mountain and its altitude and use that as a metaphor to Yao's Height ?) 4th: The Great Wall : Mountain Sea Gate (Em... The Mountain Sea Gate is a gate on the east side of the Great Wall... as the name has suggested... it stood between a mountain and an ocean... an important strategic place to have when one is engaging in a war.) 5th: The Great Wall: Jia Yu Gate (Another gate or military fort of the Great Wall... located on the Jia Yu mountain and faces the Gobi desert, hence the name... another strategic battle place) Special 1: Tai Chi . SMOOTH (actually word-for-word translation would be Tai Chi: Drift like the Cloud, Flow like the stream... which is often used to describe some one doing something naturally and smoothly... I guess it's used to describe Yao's offensive game) Special 2: Destructive Tai Chi . Mixture of the Sky and Ground Yeah... those words became ridiculous after translation...
Others: Shaq KG Artest Dwight Sam I am Sorry I might be considered as spaming but I just found these pics too hilarious not to share.
I'm guessing on the court he is physically immature due to his bones being weak and fragile? And then the "business yao" symbolizes his matureness and professionalism off-the-court?
