I'm just going to ask it... How do people last longer in bed?

haha a lot of people will remember this thread now, :grin:

 

Get her drunk. She wont care how long you last.

 

I last longer in bed through the following:

1. Sleeping on my stomach as opposed to my back or side;
2. Using an alarm clock with a huge snooze button; and
3. Taking 4 naps a day, 5 in special situations.

 

she will care, but she wont remember next day, so you can say you lasted a lot.

 

i will share my wisdom with you young fella.

in addition to what the other guys said, it is also important to change positions and mix it up regularly. for example, if you stay in missionary too long, you aren't going to last long. get creative......throw her around, do the wheelbarrow, the cowgirl, the pile driver, etc. and take short breaks and start eating the downtown oyster buffet.

 

I wish I had this prob.


It is a race, be "in it" to win it.

 

NSFW, Strong Language!

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btw, thread of the century :grin:

 

Girls on top does help unless it's a reverse cowgirl.

 

Getting yourself drunk is a better idea when going for longevity. A good case of whiskey-dick will make you last a lot longer.

 

Full of win?

 

So much for having the hangout to be cleaned up...

At any rate, you definitely have to choke the chicken beforehand. My problem is finding a place to do that as the wife really doesn't like me doing that (she doesn't understand that doing that will help me last longer; she is just repulsed by the act of me doing that). Also, have her on top as that helps and it will also help her orgasm faster or more likely to compared to you being on top. Think about things that you find unsexy while you are doing it but not to the point that you lose your hardness, if you follow me. If you feel the volcano is about to blow, you can always stop and pretend that you need a quick break. Of course, nothing is worse than premature leakage. But like others have said, you'll reach a point where there is no turning back but if you practice and do some of the tips mention here, you can make it last past 5 minutes at least.

 

REP'd for waking me up...LOL

 

Yeah, that sometimes that can work for.....



Wait, what?

Did he just say he thinks of the holocaust? The freakin' HOLOCAUST? WTF??

 

i'm crying laughing.

 

Personally, I try thinking about things that will keep me from going - such as ... the holocaust. --3814
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You fail at life.

 

The really disturbing part of that post is that, if you think about it, what he's really saying is, in essence, that the holocaust gives him a boner.

Dude probably beats off to Schindler's List.

 

if youre thinking about the holocaust you have some serious issues

 

Here's a tip, when you feel you're about to bust, pull out and gently squeeze the head. It should suppress it and then you can go again.

 

1. practice. When you masterbate try noticing when you start getting too excited and slow down and focus on your breathing then.

2. Like others have said when you notice that feeling with her, also slow down, or pause. But don't try and hide it from her. Tell her that you are going to be working on some techniques to prolong the activity.

Let her help. She'll let you know when she's ready and you will strop using the pause and slow down technique.

3. c*** rings will also help. Desensitizing creams may help, but they will numb her a bit as well.

4. Try and slow your breathing regardless of the rhythm you are going at especially if you feel excited too early.

 

Oh sensai you are wise... One day I too will snatch the pebble.