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Idea for Cato

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Old School, Jul 8, 2002.

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  1. Old School

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    I've been reading with interest the saga of the body of the late Ted Williams. His son is going to freeze him in the hopes of bringing him back when there is a cure or to sell his DNA.

    My idea: Can we freeze Cato until we find a cure? I mean, the guy has all the tools and the body for the NBA. I'm just thinking once we figure out whatever is wrong with him just thaw him out, slap his number 13 back on and watch him dominate.



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    #1 Old School, Jul 8, 2002
  2. BobFinn*

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    He plays like he's already frozen:rolleyes:
     
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  3. Texan69128

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    Old school,


    I totally agree with you. But I dont think he will ever be a good player.
     
    #3 Texan69128, Jul 8, 2002
  4. KingCheetah

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    Kelvin "antifreeze" Cato will shock you all with his improved play and witty post game banter.:D
     
    #4 KingCheetah, Jul 8, 2002
  5. Sane

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    Common guys, for all we know, Cato's workin out too right now. Maybe he's in Atlanta workin out rather than Houston?

    I've been a big Cato supporter, because, if at his best, he's exactly what this team nneds (aside from Odom). But honestly, he has to show something or he's losing one of his few remaining supporters.
     
    #5 Sane, Jul 8, 2002
  6. BobFinn*

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    The answer is simple...we must thaw Kelvin out before the season starts. Anybody got a blow torch?
     
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  7. Old School

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    Sane,

    A buddy of mine saw him near in his neighborhood just the other day. He said it looked like he was moving or helping someone move into a nice townhome. (Gulp, no pics...)

    To be honest, I'm not anti-Cato. I think he make a terrific backup center. The problem is he's paid starters money and can't meet those expectations.


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    #7 Old School, Jul 8, 2002
  8. Rocketblast

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    Cato would like this idea. He would still get paid while doing completely nothing.
     
    #8 Rocketblast, Jul 8, 2002
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    Too damn easy.... I'll leave it for somebody else.
     
    #9 Dr of Dunk, Jul 8, 2002
  10. Rocketblast

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    Yeah, I already caught my mistake. Too late...
     
    #10 Rocketblast, Jul 8, 2002
  11. BobFinn*

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    Not me. I already have 3 posts in this thread.

    Someone???...anyone???...???
     
    #11 BobFinn*, Jul 8, 2002
  12. rockHEAD

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    He already get's paid for doing completely nothing!

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    #12 rockHEAD, Jul 8, 2002
  13. KingCheetah

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    Freeze Cato? No way its impossible---Cato's first name used to be Celsius, but he got to hot for that so he changed it to Kelvin. No one works harder, is a better leader, or a better member of the community than Kelvin "ice breaka" Cato. :rolleyes:
     
    #13 KingCheetah, Jul 9, 2002
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    Once you thin about it. Cato is mostly likley better than all of us will ever be.:rolleyes:
     
    #14 Stevie Francis, Jul 9, 2002
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    cato is a great center. there is no credit given to him. he should be frozen, so maybe future generations will be able to truly appreciate his game.:cool:
     
    #15 catoinstitute, Jul 9, 2002
  16. Hydra

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    I think we should shackle him to Cuttino during the offseason. That way, Cato can show up to training camp in mid-season shape too.
     
    #16 Hydra, Jul 9, 2002
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    Say what you will about Cato but, his defensive game will be better than Yao Ming's.
     
    #17 mac.c, Jul 9, 2002
  18. UT Baller

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    Cato will rape Ming for atleast this year by just bodying up on him. Hopefully having his lunch eaten by the Catomic bomb will push Ming into the weight room. On another note, didn't Ming only score like 6 points last night and get torched against Chris Antsey?
     
    #18 UT Baller, Jul 9, 2002
  19. smoothie

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    UTB- i didnt hear anything about that. im sure its not true. ;)
     
    #19 smoothie, Jul 9, 2002
  20. KALIKULI

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    If CATO will get his freaking head focus in the game and stop being cocky stud! I think he's got game!!But then again, might not be thawed enough every game.
     
    #20 KALIKULI, Jul 9, 2002
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