<object width="480" height="430"><param name="allowfullscreen" value="true" /><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always" /><param name="movie" value="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf?image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FROOF_COLLAPSE_ARTICLE_10_22.jpg&videoid=98860&title=Fatal%20Staples%20Center%20Collapse%20Brings%20Merciful%20Early%20End%20To%20Clippers%20Game" /><param name="wmode" value="transparent" /><embed src="http://www.theonion.com/content/themes/common/assets/onn_embed/embedded_player.swf"type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowScriptAccess="always" allowFullScreen="true" wmode="transparent" width="480" height="430"flashvars="image=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.theonion.com%2Fcontent%2Ffiles%2Fimages%2FROOF_COLLAPSE_ARTICLE_10_22.jpg&videoid=98860&title=Fatal%20Staples%20Center%20Collapse%20Brings%20Merciful%20Early%20End%20To%20Clippers%20Game"></embed></object><br /><a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/video/fatal_staples_center_collapse?utm_source=videoembed">Fatal Staples Center Collapse Brings Merciful Early End To Clippers Game</a> This is pretty hilarious, particularly the parts with Chris Kaman.
Apparently the Clippers are giving tickets away now http://slickdeals.net/forums/showthread.php?t=1633596