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Bryan man accused of hitting wife on head with hammer for Sex.

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  1. rockets934life

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    http://www.theeagle.com/police/Bryan-man-accused-of-hitting-wife-on-head-with-hammer


    Police said they arrested a 45-year-old Bryan man after he hit his wife on the head with a hammer in an attempt to knock her unconscious for sex.

    The man was charged Thursday with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon.

    Police said they responded to a 7:18 p.m. call reporting a disturbance with a weapon at a home in the 300 block of Dunn Street. The wife told officers she was sitting at her computer when her husband hit her twice on the back of her head with a hammer.

    The woman had an approximately two-inch laceration on the back of her head and was bleeding when officers arrived, according to a police report. She said her husband was standing on the front porch beating his head against the wall, and police said when they arrived he had a bleeding abrasion on his forehead, according to the report.

    The woman was treated for her injuries at St. Joseph Regional Health Center in Bryan.

    The suspect told police that he had a fantasy about having sex with an unconscious woman, and that his wife knew of the fantasy but did not know of his intentions Thursday night, according to a police report.

    The husband remained in the Brazos County Jail Friday. Bail had not been set.

    Aggravated assault is a second-degree felony punishable by a fine up to 20 years in prison and a fine up to $10,000.
     
  2. Shovel Face

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    That's not how you nail someone.
     
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  3. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Are you kidding me?

    LOL.

    DD
     
  4. Fyreball

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    Why couldn't he have just slipped roofies into her drink like the rest of the social deviants in the world? Who does he think he is?? Bob the Builder?
     
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    I guess we know she isnt a real knockout.
     
  7. JuanValdez

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    Homer: Barney, give me your keys. You're too drunk to drive.
    Barney: I'm fine.
    Homer: OK, you leave me no option. [punches Barney]
    Barney: Ow! What was that for?
    Homer: I'm trying to knock you out.
    [tries a little harder -- with a tire iron]
    Barney: Ow! Cut it out.
    [Homer tries slamming Barney's head in the car door]
    Ow! [slam] Ow! [slam] Ow! [slam] Ow! [slam] Ow!
    All right, here, take the keys. [hands Homer the keys]
     
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    Going at it hammer and tongs...
     
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    Well, the hardware store was next door to the walgreen's, and when he had no luck with 'Hey, where the roofies at?', hammer was next on the list.
     
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    [the Bryan man] Would HIT it.

    :eek:
     
  12. rocketman1979

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    ahh, the old caveman technique... :D
     
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    In this life, if all you have is a

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    everything begins to look like a

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    What an idiot, should have just waited until she was asleep like the rest of us.
     
  15. GRENDEL

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    Guess she misunderstood when he said he wanted to bang her....
     
  16. rocketsjudoka

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    Maybe she's a light sleeper.
     
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    It amazes me how stupid some people are. I hope he gets the full twenty years in prison.
     
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    That is why god invented Tylenol PM and made it small enough to fit into dinner.
     
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    he acted upon a fantasy- does that make him a sexual deviant even though it was his wife?
     
  20. Ziggy

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    I have a house in Bryan... sounds about right.
     

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