Holy crap I have a 5 year old daughter so I read that in the proper tone and voice and everything. Hilarious.
What about the "I ran ran a picture of myself through a program that makes me look like a cartoon" pic?
WRONG. That's the "I'm going to take this pic at a 3-quarter angle because it hides my double chin and makes you focus on my huge breasts instead of thinking about how huge my ass and elephant thighs are - which are conveniently cropped out of the photo."
^^^ Yeah, I'm gonna call BS on that and say it was on the man on the left's facebook that he shared with everyone about how he met Landry, but Landry was on the phone while he asked for the photo... right?
No this is carl's fb pic haha. I'm friends with him via the whole aussie_rocket i talked to carl on facebook thread in the garm.