freaking epic in every way. that in-game description sounded reminiscent of the infamous matt maloney folk tales in circulation sometime in the late 90's.
please tell me that she is sporting a tribal/barb wire tat, this story would be a complete win if so.
Did you ask the women who she is? What's her name? What team does she play for? I would have had to have asked. From the photo, she looks kinda like a man, with a wig, and breasts, and a sweater.
Now that I look at that picture again, it kind of reminds me of some of those blurry pictures of Bigfoot.
I can't get over how ridiculous that pose is. Just seems too... "well placed" sounds like an aspiring web designer with too much time on his free hands during his late night shift.