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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by keeley, Jul 2, 2002.

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  1. keeley

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    #1 keeley, Jul 2, 2002
  2. hoopgod13

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    OH MAN!!! I'm cryin over here. Seriously. Funniest stuff...ever.

    Personal favs:

    < asr > 'fo sheezy.
    < Sabboth > what the f*** does that mean in english? you should understand that having a day job precludes me from 'keeping it real' and as such, I lack a certain familiarity with the language of the 'streets' as it were.

    < orion`-`- > what the f***
    < orion`-`- > i think the icecream truck just hit a kid
    < orion`-`- > brbrb

    * dregan kicks Yamucha in the nuts
    * dregan stamps on Yamucha's neck
    *** ChanServ sets mode: +o Yamucha
    < dregan > Oh sh*t.

    AND THE BEST ONE:

    < Zanthis(ALE) > AFK, tornado


    LOL!!!! :D :D :D ...thanx for the link
     
    #2 hoopgod13, Jul 2, 2002
  3. fadeaway

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    This is hilarious!


    [GaeMan] Chia: Be nice to CAgurl today.
    [chirpet] I am always nice to CAgurl. I resent the implication.
    [chirpet] I am nice to everyone.
    [chirpet] Always.
    [chirpet] So shut up.
    [chirpet] pigf*cker.


    [Kazz] Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
    [Zaratustra] a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
    [Zaratustra] like a network card without the appropriate driver.
    [Kazz] Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
    [Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.


    my favorite:

    [Polytope] tetris is so unrealistic


    The brownie one is pretty great too, in a gruesome way.



    :D
     
    #3 fadeaway, Jul 2, 2002
  4. Hydra

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    Nevermind fade already posted the vampire one. :(
     
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  5. Rocket River

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    That was entertaining . .. thank you

    Rocket River
     
    #5 Rocket River, Jul 2, 2002
  6. Iron McFist

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    Dang, I'm rolling on the floor here. Those were really great!
     
    #6 Iron McFist, Jul 2, 2002
  7. Vengeance

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    Saw this yesterday -- I couldn't stop laughing. DAMN those are funny!!!

    I feel so sorry for the guy with the brownie incident (yuck!!).
     
    #7 Vengeance, Jul 2, 2002
  8. drapg

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    this is the funniest thread I've ever seen! :D
     
    #8 drapg, Jul 2, 2002
  9. Dr of Dunk

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    The vampire one had me rolling, as did the one where the guy stomps on another user and the user ends up getting op'd. lol.

    This was such a great link I'm almost tempted to op you next time Keeley. But of course I won't. :D
     
    #9 Dr of Dunk, Jul 2, 2002
  10. x34

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    Hoo boy...

    Funny stuff, Keeley....still laughing over this line:

    a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.

    :D

    Honorable mention:

    hm. I've lost a machine.. literally _lost_. it responds to ping, it works completely, I just can't figure out where in my apartment it is.

    BTW, shouldn't your sig say something like "<700 served.."? All of the admins have served only 600+ :p
     
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    OMG, That is the funniest thing ever!. Some of those I very literally rolled on the floor.
     
    #11 moestavern19, Jul 2, 2002
  12. Smokey

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    [Yusaku] "God dammit mom, why the..... did you buy me an xbox?" "What, how can you tell?" "Well, that present under the Christmas tree is either a coffee table, or an xbox...I'm hoping it's a coffee table."

    There are more funny ones but I don't think they're rated G.
     
    #12 Smokey, Jul 2, 2002
  13. Sonny

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    I like these

    Zybl0re> get up
    Zybl0re> get on up
    Zybl0re> get up
    Zybl0re> get on up
    phxl|paper> and DANCE
    * nmp3bot dances :D\-<
    * nmp3bot dances :D|-<
    * nmp3bot dances :D/-<
    <[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet


    madthink> what does putting sugar in someones gas tank do
    maff> I heard when you start the engine cinnamon rolls come out
    maff> with frosting and everything
    madthink> i need to get revenge in the worst way
    maff> cinnamon rolls arent really revenge

    God that is funny! thanks keeley.

    :D
     
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  14. Smokey

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    Check this one out:

    (talking about a guy that worked at the world trade center)
    [@PowrSlave] this poor **** is getting divorced cuz of 9/11
    [@PowrSlave] lol
    [@PowrSlave] his wife filed
    [@PowrSlave] he didnt go into work that morning and went to his mistresses' house instead
    [@PowrSlave] had his phone off
    [nonzeRo] haha
    [nonzeRo] lucky guy
    [@PowrSlave] he turned it on at around 11:00 and his wife was like "OMFG ARE YOU OKAY WHERE ARE YOUR?"
    [@PowrSlave] hes like "im at the office honey. whats the matter?"
    [@PowrSlave] lol
     
    #14 Smokey, Jul 2, 2002
  15. drapg

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    people are perpetuating UL's
    over IRC now?
     
    #15 drapg, Jul 3, 2002
  16. keeley

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    my fave:

    *** Signoff: Morpheus (Connection reset by peer)
    *** Morpheus (vanford@host-209-214-188-107.clt.bellsouth.net) has joined channel #relax
    &lt;Morpheus> argh.. that wasn't my speaker cable

    thx x34...
     
    #16 keeley, Jul 3, 2002
  17. Castor27

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    Damn those are funny !!

    <blazemore> omg i love this song
    <blazemore> Now playing: Unknown Artist - Track 2 @ 128 Kbps. (0:47/3:24)
    <Javi> blazemore: yeah, that's a bad ass song
     
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  18. Vengeance

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    I hate to say it, but I'VE DONE THIS BEFORE!!!!
     
    #18 Vengeance, Jul 4, 2002
  19. Nomar

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    <psychicbug> ok, take the bible in a .txt document and open it in notepad. shift every first letter to the right 1, and save it as an .avi. turns out, its a cumshot vid

    Haha.
     
    #19 Nomar, Jul 4, 2002
  20. Iron McFist

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    I'm sure half of us here have had hallucinations like this.
     
    #20 Iron McFist, Jul 4, 2002
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