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Speculation is the Devil

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by heypartner, May 24, 2000.

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  1. heypartner

    heypartner Member

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    I quote from a post of last night.

    BLASPHEMY, I say!!!

    Chucky Brown is my god, and CBrownFanClub is my BBS savior.

    I live only to pay homage to CBFC in hopes that he will get me nearer to Chucky Brown, and that I may someday be allowed inside the pearly gates of his illustrious club.

    The teachings of CBFC

    1. I must strive to live each day with the grace and etiquette of Chucky Brown.

    2. I must study the history of the Rockets in order to write nostalgic posts that will bare witness to the greatness of Chucky Brown.

    3. Following the teachings of CBFC, I must spread the word of the Rocket's past, because only then can we see the future.

    Have faith all you non-believers! Learn the teachings of CBFC. Embrace the past and remember the pains of getting to the promised land. Do not be tempted by the anti-Chucky, who has you coveting materialistic wants like the #1 pick, leading you down a road of confusion as you lose site of what makes Rocketdom so glorious: Our history of pain, suffering, and ultimate rewards.

    Learn the teachings of CBFC, and embrace what it means to be a Rockets Fan, and cherish our nostalgic past. Speculation is the devil.
     
  2. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    There is no mothership involved is there?

    DaDakota

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  3. CriscoKidd

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    Cmon HP,

    succumb to evil. You know you cannot resist. join us. JOIN US!

    I hear Odom can be had for a big bowl of cheerios. On that note, a cheerio here a cheerio there, and maybe we can land Olowakandi, he is disgruntled. Now the Rockets need a Pf. Hmmm, lets see. Webber is unhappy. McDyess is unhappy. Vin Baker is unhappy. Fortson is unhappy. Swift is unhappy.

    I say lets part with some fruit loops.

    Now picture this starting line up:

    pgFrancis
    sgSA
    sfOdom
    pfcountchocula
    ccapncrunch

    if you want a good dreamcast, you have to embrace the darkness.

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  4. heypartner

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    But it is not we who are on drugs, those who seek instant gratification in a top 3 pick are on drugs.

    Speculation is a drug. It is the devil. It causes mass chaos and hysteria. People who get addicted to speculation lose sight of the simple pleasures of Chucky Brown. They start demanding more speculation. And when they are hit with reality that doesn't meet their dreamcast highs, they always crash in disappointment, despair, and fighting, and thus never can take full pleasure in being a Rockets fan.

    Those who partake in the intoxicating effects of speculation and material wants should fear the Rapture of the 3rd coming. Do not be swayed by false prophets. Those who show faith and patience in the Rocket gods shall reap the full blissfulness of the 3rd coming of Chucky Brown and the Ring he bestows upon us.<font color="dedfdf">

    [This message has been edited by heypartner (edited May 24, 2000).]
     
  5. BobFinn*

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    The Beatles (and so did Elvis) took drugs, didn't they? They were pretty good. [​IMG]

    But, Fiona Apple is still my Goddess!!!!!
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  6. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    My father in law asked if we drug tested here at work.

    I told him of course we do, you have to test at least 2 drugs before you get hired.

    [​IMG]

    DaDakota is drug free, but his humor isn't

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  7. TheFreak

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    partner, you never answered my question about KT in the 'trade with the Clippers' thread.

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  8. popeye

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    "........ and ......... like before we bring out Santana and Cocker,man ........... like we have ....... like an announcement,man ......... like everyone stay away from the brown acid,ya' dig ......... it's bad,man ....... it's a real bad trip for everyone ........ like I heard some fuzz rapping ....... and like they were saying ..... like, we're the fourth largest city in America today ......... like, we have it made,man ....... peace and love shall prevail,ya' dig ........ just stay away from the brown stuff ..... it is too-mother bad stiff and ya gonna hurt yourself ...... No Rain No Rain No Rain No Rain ....... "
     
  9. heypartner

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    TheFreak is Lucifer, trying to lure me back to my evil ways of speculation.

    May Chucky give me the strength to resist you.
     
  10. Will

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    I'm with George Karl. "Robert Horry and Chucky Brown for Charles Barkley and Kevin Willis? Yeah, I'd say they improved."
     
  11. Mango

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    How long before heypartner falls off the abstention wagon?

    Anybody willing to speculate on that?

    Mango

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  12. RocketsPimp

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    Drugs are baaaad [​IMG]

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