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Ronaldo says World Cup better than sex

Discussion in 'Other Sports' started by hoopgod13, Jun 30, 2002.

  1. hoopgod13

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    Better than sex says 'new Pele'

    YOKOHAMA, Japan -- Ronaldo's four long years of pain, fear and heartbreak evaporated on Sunday as the world's hailed him as the new Pele.

    The Brazilian, whose career was threatened by a terrible knee injury three years ago, buried his dreadful memories of the 1998 World Cup final once and for all with a towering performance in the 2-0 win over Germany.

    It gave him the same number of World Cup goals (12) as his country's -- and the world's -- best ever player, Pele and ensured Yokohama 2002 would be remembered as the Ronaldo final. (Brazil celebrates)

    After the game Ronaldo said winning the World Cup was better than sex -- because it only comes around once every four years.

    "Both are very hard to stay without and I'm sure sex wouldn't be so rewarding as this World Cup.

    "It's not that sex isn't good but the World Cup is every four years and sex is not," he said, adding cheekily: "I'm going to have sex in a few moments."


    LOL. I just thought I would pass this on. Carry on. :D
     
  2. Ubiquitin

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    Ronaldo is the Man!
     
  3. rockHEAD

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    he doesn't have far to go.... the pubic bush is on his head! [​IMG]
     
  4. Iron McFist

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    Demmit! :mad: Get that "pornland.com" crap out of here!!!...This is a freaking family site for Chrisesakes! :mad: ...

    Aaargh! this filth is repulsive...

    :mad:
     
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    ah hahahahaaaaa!
    thats the greatest.
    soccer sucks.
    wait....what...


    :(
     
  8. Rocket River

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    1. It's ole Ben Doon
    2. Soccer Sucks
    3. One leg down One Leg up . . . that;s the way we like to . . .

    Those are priceless

    Rocket River
     
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    He could have sex every hour on the hour if he wanted. Except in the USA where nobody cares about soccer.
     
  10. heypartner

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    Yeah, just like Wilt Chamberlain did here. :D

    btw: Iron McFist...that's too fun, especially given the thread context. thx for the big laugh.
     
  11. Smokey

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    Ronaldo must have too much. We've all seen the Brasilian hotties. If their athletes look that good, just imagine the general population... Thanks for the link or I might have never found out :D

    Read my sig.
     
  12. A-Train

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    [​IMG]

    "Based on the most logical race in the galaxy, The Vulcans, breeding will be only be allowed once every seven years. For many of you, this will mean a lot less breeding...For me, much much more!"
     
  13. Iron McFist

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    He gets enough action on the field! I mean, there are 21 other guys running around out there.
    [​IMG]
     
  14. micah1j

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    Micah.... hey, you stole my name

    and i was thinking the same thing.

    every chick is gonna be like... so ronoldo, was I beter than WC 2002? and he says "no, but you can try again"
     
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  17. Ubiquitin

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    Iron McFist!
    Where'd you find those pics?!?!?!
    :D
     
  18. drapg

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    truer words have never been uttered. i thought he was crazy when i first saw this thread title, but that explanation actually makes sense! you actually have to wait 4 years just to have a crack at winning the world cup... but sex is just around the corner! :D
     
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    Looks like #8 is getting a little "own goal" action there. :eek:
     
  20. Drewdog

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    Job well done Iron McFist!!

    ROTFLMFAO!!!!

    :D
     

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