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  1. jcee15

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    Women always tease. My girl has said that she would do it(threesome),
    then I start getting into details and it's like.....SO YOU WANT TO CHEAT ON ME!!!!!!!!
     
    #41 jcee15, Oct 1, 2009
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    I know the majority of the songs from the musical 1776
     
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    Oh man. Thats so harsh.

    And you be like "Want to"????

    YOU ALREADY GAVE ME THE GREEN LIGHT!
     
    #43 moestavern19, Oct 1, 2009
  4. finalsbound

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    I wouldn't back out, promise.
     
    #44 finalsbound, Oct 1, 2009
  5. jcee15

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    I know Martin Luther's 95 thesis by heart and the latitude/longitude location of the Wittenberg door. No, no I don't.
     
    #45 jcee15, Oct 1, 2009
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    You'll be backing in... slowly... slooowwwwwwly. (not swoly)... thats not what she said. just kidding, not really, just kidding yes really, just kidding thats what he said, just kidding thats not what he said, it was what his brother said, just kidding it was his great uncle, just kidding it was his great grandmother which means it was what she said.
     
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    She gave me the black and white version of green, the grey area is really not there, sadly :)
     
    #47 jcee15, Oct 1, 2009
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    I have this theory (and we may have discussed this in the chatroom in days past) that every women, if she's honest, has at least ONE other women who she would sleep with, or have a threesome with, if given the opportunity. My wife has been honest enough to reveal to me that her one person is Demi Moore. Fat chance I have of making that one happen...but it sure makes for some lovely fantasies.
     
    #48 RunninRaven, Oct 1, 2009
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    My wife's is Scarlett Johansson.


    Mine is Orlando Woolridge.
     
    #49 moestavern19, Oct 1, 2009
  10. The_Yoyo

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    SEXY

    [​IMG]
     
    #50 The_Yoyo, Oct 1, 2009
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    He's a young 50 too.
     
    #51 moestavern19, Oct 1, 2009
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    Exactly...I stayed with this girl for too long just because she said she would...then she said no, you mean to much to me...WTF is that...
     
    #52 rrj_gamz, Oct 1, 2009
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    :confused:

    (I feel like I have a vague recollection of this joke... I really need to get the search function though.)
     
    #53 Franchise3, Oct 1, 2009
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    Would you do it if Ashton Kutcher had to tag along for the deal to be sealed?
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    I know that on MOST (not all) Roman numeral clocks, the 4 is not put as IV but instead IIII. I was downstairs one day in my house when the grandfather clock we have began to chime. I looked over and almost crapped myself when I noticed the 4 was not IV. I went 22 yrs of living and had never seen this until that day.

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    #55 YaosDirtyStache, Oct 1, 2009
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    I, for one, certaintly wouldn't be shocked to hear this one day materialize to be true...
     
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    You, for one, are a pompous douche nozzle and I couldn't care less if you crammed a brick in your ass every night.
     
    #57 moestavern19, Oct 1, 2009
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    a statement too overly invested in, for a claim of absent care...
     
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    A reply too douchenozzle-y crafted, to not care.
     
    #59 moestavern19, Oct 1, 2009
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    ...too much about moes and finals.
     
    #60 AstroRocket, Oct 1, 2009
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