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Anyone ever like releshing in the scent of their own fart

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Butterfingers, Sep 21, 2009.

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  1. RedRowdy111

    RedRowdy111 Member

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    I ate Sloppy Joes last night and yeah, I feel ya
     
    #21 RedRowdy111, Sep 22, 2009
  2. GRENDEL

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  3. trueroxfan

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    literally? haha
     
    #23 trueroxfan, Sep 22, 2009
  4. Depressio

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    Everyone likes their own brand.
     
    #24 Depressio, Sep 22, 2009
  5. AXG

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    Nice!
     
    #25 AXG, Sep 22, 2009
  6. RedRedemption

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    I'm 12 and what is this?

    Sura faints!
     
    #26 RedRedemption, Sep 22, 2009
  7. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    Since I started the thread on eggs yesterday, that reminds me...

    Ate a couple of eggs on Sunday at Cracker Barrel (scrambled and fried or I should say over easy) and that evening I was telling my daughter good night when I couldn't get out of her room fast enough. One slipped out and she said, "Thanks a lot Daddy for stinking up my room!" I have to admit that even though it was my own, it did smell pretty bad. :eek:
     
    #27 Manny Ramirez, Sep 22, 2009
  8. weslinder

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    I like to relish in the scent of my farts, but my farts don't stink. They smell good.
     
    #28 weslinder, Sep 22, 2009
  9. SwoLy-D

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    That fart... it is yours... it took you a while to make it... so you savor it... you love it and hold it dearly until it's ready to be released... you know that once it's gone, you will never see it again. Smell it. Feel it go back inside you. Love it ONCE MORE. Smell your own fart. It smells great because it's yours. :eek:
     
    #29 SwoLy-D, Sep 22, 2009
  10. TheBigAristotle

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    Lmfao. Great thread.
     
    #30 TheBigAristotle, Sep 22, 2009
  11. Landlord Landry

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    suddenly, I don't feel so nasty for peeing in the shower.
     
    #31 Landlord Landry, Sep 22, 2009
  12. pippendagimp

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    Hispanic? :D
     
    #32 pippendagimp, Sep 22, 2009
  13. tmoney1101

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    ...and I live in San Francisco....thaaaanx.
     
    #33 tmoney1101, Sep 22, 2009
  14. tmoney1101

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    thats not right bro, i don't know if i could handle that chick.
     
    #34 tmoney1101, Sep 22, 2009
  15. aussie rocket

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    I think I remember hearing that the worse your farts smell - the healthier you are.

    Can anyone confirm?
     
    #35 aussie rocket, Sep 22, 2009
  16. pippendagimp

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    does this theory correlate to immunity and wide hips in any way as well?
     
    #36 pippendagimp, Sep 22, 2009
  17. Chamillionaire

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    LMAO, i don't care. it's nasty but funny as ****
     
    #37 Chamillionaire, Sep 22, 2009
  18. Chamillionaire

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    BTW, it's it proper etiquette to fart in front of your wife, daughter, family, etc?
     
    #38 Chamillionaire, Sep 22, 2009
  19. Butterfingers

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    if you do it on a routine basis, then yes. since it is out in the open that you have farts more toxic than killing gas.
    for example: hey honey (fart)

    but if you are not a routine professional farter, and they are not used to your nasty farts, then it would be proper etiquette to make sure it is not heard, and therefore can blame it on your dog.
     
    #39 Butterfingers, Sep 22, 2009
  20. Giant9erRocket

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    My wife said she saw a commercial that farts can cause cancer? Can anyone confirm?
     
    #40 Giant9erRocket, Sep 23, 2009
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