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Rape jokes are rarely funny, especially when directed at unsuspecting audiences. That said, Louis CK has an awesome rape joke. NSFW - language/subject matter Spoiler <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/b4hNaFkbZYU&hl=en&fs=1&"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/b4hNaFkbZYU&hl=en&fs=1&" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
The whole story behind it was that some dude I know from class said he bangs his girl friend every night no matter what. He then stated that he lubed himself up while she was asleep and started intercourse. He then told his girl, it's not rape, it's surprise sex. I held a straight face and said "touche", we both lol'd and he told a stranger walking by, "this guy knows what I'm talking about". He didn't, and kept waking. Obviously rape is terrible and an all too real story for many people. Obviously it's not surprise sex, it's rape....but it was his girl and that made it sig worthy to me.
Yeah, I hate it when you're trying to rape someone in their sleep and they keep waking up. It totally ruins the mood.
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