Legends used to be my favorite but last time i went it was pretty hood the freaking swat team was there... I try to avoid the really nice places bc my 50 bucks is nothing for them. So I'll go to a whole in the wall place during the week when there is like 10 customers there. 50 bucks will go pretty far and you get pleanty of attention when theres like 10 customers in the whole joint... vixxen,glamour girls are some decent places. The girls are so-so but so is the money that im bringing to the table
men's club during happy hours at 3-7pm weekdays is the best bang for the buck. Drinks are 1.25 and free cover with really good food. Trust me..
It's been a two years but last time I went to St. James it was pretty bad. However, Melissa Detwiller (google if you care) was working there and my buddies were way into "buff" chicks so they had a blast. St. James always seemed really hit or miss. Random. Treasures, to me, was consistently ok. Great a few times and ok most times but never horrible. The Men's Club was damn near like walking on the set of Baywatch 10 years ago but the last 2-3 times I went about 3-4 years ago the talent was just above average. I would still give that place a shot before anywhere else if I wanted to take a chance on looking at some t*tties right now. If you're really, really north you can check out DB Cooper's Mansion in Spring but the girls wear pasties and the talent usually consists of 3-4 attractive girls and then a bunch of "I'll buy a dance if I'm trashed and nothing better comes around" girls. I've been there 2-3 times over the last few years only because it is about a mile from my house and I found myself drunk and needing to see some flesh around midnight. The place is pretty nice inside and there is a sports bar upstairs if you want to get away from the girls (although I don't know why you would when you went to a strip club).
gross... but i can see nubmer 1 and 2 being really hot after a few drinks and them being loaded with makeup and smelling good. strippers always smell good
Miami strip clubs for the win! Man, those St. James strippers are fugly as hell! Why the hell would anyone pay money for that crap?
Haha....I'm pretty sure #4 on that list now works at DB Coopers. I was in there sitting at the bar for happy hour during the world series and she came over to talk to me. I told her right away I was pretty much just there to have some beers and watch the game but she hung around anyway and eventually bought me a shot. She was already about half wasted and said she was about to go home. She ended up sitting there for about 30 minutes then tried to get me to go home with her, I respectfully declined. Haha she told me she used to work at St. James now I know why she's not there anymore. She eventually left and I stayed and watched the game and haven't been back since. Good times!
So, I went to legends last weekend. got to watch a bunch of oily-faced fat guys leer at bored strippers. went up to the girl on the pole with a couple one dollar bills, just for the hell of it. she immediately saw me, walked over, took off her top, grabbed me behind my back and began grinding her bewbs onto my chest. wow...hello to you too! i was lucky, she was one of the few really hot ones. other than that, pretty big rip off. cokes are like $8?! plus my friend got his wallet stolen. had my fun, got an amusing story out of it.......not really something I'm really interested in doing again, though.
Please excuse the inappropriate question, but...have you changed teams? Not that there is anything wrong with that...
where would you get that idea from? plenty of straight females go to clubs. i would argue she didn't have a great time because she merely tipped the dancer, and didn't actually get a lap dance.
she didnt mention anything about not getting a lap dance ? It sounds like the money spent wasnt worth the low quality strippers that were found. Make sense though, if she's straight. A straight woman probably would only want a really hot and cleaned up stripper
