2 words --> Herbal Clean You can find it at any Smoothie King. I know it's too late now, but it's just silly to fail a drug test in this day and age.
You usually have to be clean for 3 days or so. I would recommend 5-7 days to be safe. It depends on the person since the THC remains in adipose, if I'm not mistaken. You drink the product the day of the test. It coats your stomach. After you pee a few times, you should be ready to go. You have about 3-4 hours to go take the test.
If you get any sort of punishment for this, remember that it's for your stupidity, not drugs. Always CYA. That said, I had a boss once who was the biggest stoner I've ever met in my life. He failed his drug test and was about to be sent back to prison. He pulled out all of the stops, crying and begging his PO to give him some slack, saying it was contact from friends, etc. They bought it and let him go. Of course, this is about 15 years ago, and the courts, prisons, etc, are different now. But I would do the same thing though to avoid jail. If it works the only thing you've hurt is your pride.
I used Sure-Jel in the past. It's a canning preservative sold at grocery stores for about $2. It does the exact same thing. You drink it a few hours before (absolutely the most disgusting thing I've ever ingested) and it coats your system to not let the toxins through. I've passed 3 or 4 tests with it.
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The problem here is that people shouldn't be going to jail for mar1juana, especially for simple possession. So much of our tax dollars are wasted on locking up people for small amounts of mar1juana. Let's not forget the millions of dollars made worldwide by dealers across the USA.
Sorry man that really sucks. You just have to bow down like a big freakin tool. At least we can buy boner pills legally
AND I'M BACK! So i just came back from meeting with him and he said hes glad i've been doing my communtiy service, attending meeting, and doing my requirements, and if i just continue to do all the above then AND NOT SMOKE then they will probably just extend my probation and i can in fact move back to houston like originally planned. Thanks for all you guys concern, it means alot to me, and one more reason why i love clutchfans!
reminds me of a buddy of mine who was on a year probation. The night before his last day he smoked. Of course, they tested him one final time. another year of probation.
