This could easily have ended up in the Hangout. Mere words cannot express my disbelief.....WTF?! http://www.redsarmy.com/home/2009/09/ray-allen-is-officially-bored-this-offseason.html
What is the big deal it clearly states that it as for his son's b-day party. You act like he is going to be playing in games looking like that.
Hmmm.....I did not see that bit about the kid's b-day party. Completely glossed over that one. In any case, you lack a sense of humor. Or have partaken in lame facepainting with your kids. Or both.
IBTL. Clearly a non-story as Ray states, "Today is my sons bday party and it was a safari theme. We had face painters. Everyone including me got our faces painted."
Actually, I think you just might be a little too loose with yours. And I'm sure your kid will appreciate how "unlame" you are when he asks you to join him in his birthday festivities, and you say no. He's never too young to learn how cool his dad is, huh?