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Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Downtown Sniper, Sep 7, 2009.

  1. Downtown Sniper

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    Hi guys - saw this thread on another forum and thought i'd share the hilarity over here.

    Hopefully you'll find it as funny...
    (and apologies for some of the language)

    Quote: I'm a fairly lonely guy. I have my group of friends, and we hang out in the computer lab at lunch. I think my friends are cool, but they're all guys. I don't really have any women in my life.

    Well that's not entirely true. I have a sister, Laurie.

    Since grade 7, everyone around me has been dating, everyone except for my clique.

    Anyways, lately, my friends have started getting girlfriends, I'm really happy for them, but it leaves them with less time to spend with me. I see how happy they are with their ladies, and frankly, I'm jealous.

    Last week my friend James called me up to tell me that he had just gone **** on his girlfriend, for the first time. He said it was really cool. He's been encouraging me to get a lady of my own for quite some time, to reap the rewards of having a woman as he puts it. I don't think I'm ready.

    Well, its not that I'm not ready, I'm just not in a position of getting a woman.

    Anyways, back to what this is all about.

    I like women, but have no access to them. The only exception being Laurie. Ever since James called me up, talking about how cool vaginas are, well, I've been curious, thanks to DPPH I know all about their construction, but, well, the Internet doesn't lend itself to transferring smells.

    I'll just say it.

    For the last couple of days, I've been going into my sister's laundry, and smelling her panties. It's not too hard; I just say I'm doing a load of wash, or wait for everyone to leave, and then go into her hamper.

    I'm in no way sexually attracted to my sister; this doesn?t have anything to do with her. I just love the smell of vagina, and she has one.

    I don't think this is too wrong, but I'm afraid to ask my friends if they have done it.

    Is this normal?

    [ same poster later on ]

    Quote: As some of you know, I recently posted in here in GBS about a sexual indulgence of which I have recently amused myself with.

    The GBS community displayed a wide variety of opinions and there is nothing wrong with that at all. I was unsure to the normalness of such an activity, and you made it abundantly clear that I should stop. I have no problem understanding this, and never intended to do it again.

    But there is something VERY F***ING WRONGth what one of you did.

    This afternoon I was picked up for school by none other then my sister. I immediately noticed that she was acting oddly. She would not look at me or talk to me the whole way home, and when we finally got there... I walk into the living room and both of my parents are in there looking directly at me.

    Apparently, a "goon" who read my post took it into his hands to locate an account on a different message board, where I stupidly used the same name and avatar.

    This of yet unnamed goon somehow acquired my phone number, called my house, and spoke to my parents and explained the situation.

    I would just like to tell whoever did this... you destroyed my life.

    I can't f***ing breathe... I can't f***ing think... why would someone do this. What I did... was harmless... what I posted... was honest. And yet someone took this whole message board thing TOO F***ING FAR destroyed my life.

    I now not only have to live with my ENTIRE F***ING FAMILY KNOWING THIS, but I also have to see a psychiatrist.

    Whoever did this know that I WILL f***ing find out who you are. I hope you are banned from this message board, and I hope you can't sleep at night knowing the personal and economic strain you have put on my family, and on my life. (psychiatrists are VERY f***ing expensive, I was told I will be getting a job for the first time in my life this summer just to pay for my f***ing shrink)
     
  2. Harrisment

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    Too much to read.
     
  3. Tom Bombadillo

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    Wow, WOW and Wow...
     
  4. Wakko67

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    It is a long read, but pretty funny. Sucks for that dude. LMAO.
     
  5. Rox_fan_here

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    Dude that was funny. If it is true I kind of feel bad for that kid. He was already a dork, now his social life and self esteem are really screwed.
     
  6. Harrisment

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    Ok I just read it. This must be from the somethingawful forums.
     
  7. Downtown Sniper

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    I can see how people could feel bad for the kid.

    But i think that goes right out the window when he seriously asks the question of whether what he was doing or not was normal. :eek:
     
  8. moestavern19

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    The most pathetic thing about this is the guy who took the time and effort to find the kid's personal info and actually narc him out, undoubtedly only so he could be king of the internets.


    What a bad-ass. :rolleyes:


    I mean come on, its a bit odd... but its normal behavior when guys of that age start getting curious about the vag.

    Who here can honestly say they never even once in a moment of pure pubescent curiosity stole their sister's barbie in an desperate attempt to educate oneself and was disappointed to find only a mattel logo and even more questions.
     
  9. Air Langhi

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    That sucks for him. Kind of weird behavior, and I guess he knew it and thought posting it on anonymity of the internet was safe. I think it serves an important lesson to those on this board. I wonder who ratted him out.
     
  10. Franchise3

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    Funny...but then sad.

    I think we just witnessed the origins of a future serial killer or school shooter.
     
  11. BrooksBall

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    Nah, this guy was interested in vaginas.

    jcee15 said he was bipolar.
     
  13. Royals Ego

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    no 13(?) year old can write like that

    some of these posts on the interwebs, e.g.: best-of craigslist, are nothing but bored adults practicing their fictitious authoring
     
  14. Cannonball

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    I seem to remember reading something very similar a couple of years ago. Maybe this guy just rehashed somebody else's experience, both the initial post and the response.
     
  15. meh

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    Wow, originally it looked like an innocent but pretty funny post. Then just kind of went WTF!?

    I feel sorry for the kid. :(
     
  16. aussie rocket

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    This.

    Perfectly constructed sentences, excellent grammar, punctuation and spelling.

    Sick and disturbing - yet also fake - which makes it just that much more sick and disturbing!
     
  17. Roxfan73

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    Definitely fakeposting. I think that's pretty much par for the course at GBS (somethingawful's bbs hangout). Some decent fiction writers reside over there.
     
  18. aussie rocket

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    Yep.

    It reminds me of my Adrian Mole days.
     
  19. DonnyMost

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    Wow. Internet.
     
  20. Franchise3

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    How do you know he is 13? It would seem to me that he would probably be in high school.
     

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