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Batman Jones = Awesome

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout: Debate & Discussion' started by Fatty FatBastard, Sep 4, 2009.

  1. justtxyank

    justtxyank Contributing Member

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    True Story:

    I was watching a Fox News interview with a guy who was at one of the tea parties. The host (I'm pretty sure it was Greta Van Sustern) asks "Are any of the people there people who actually voted for Obama or are they all Republicans?" The guy at the tea party said there were people who voted for Obama and he pulled this one man out of the crowd. He asked him why he had changed his mind and he started to answer, froze, pulled his sign down and read it again, and then recited the 4 one word reasons why he no longer supported Obama.
     
  2. rhadamanthus

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    [​IMG]

    This thread needed a lolrus.
     
  3. The_Yoyo

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    I am sitting here snacking on corn nuts enjoying this whole show.


    and here I thought today was going to be absolutely boring.
     
  4. GladiatoRowdy

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    More spelling errors = more grass rootsier, no matter what Fox says.
     
  5. Rashmon

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    This book is suddenly shooting up the best seller list...

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  6. rimbaud

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    All this time I thought Batman Jones = Neato. That sucks I was so ill informed.

    FFB is like the slutty 8th grade girl who people make fun of because she is such a dirty slut but the reality is that she is sad and insecure and is just looking for love. Any artificial semblance will do for her. She just needs something. Those boys don't really love you, Fatty. You need to grow some self-esteem and stop.
     
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  7. Fatty FatBastard

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    Fascinating. Thanks for sharing.
     
  8. rimbaud

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    I am not sharing, Fatty, I am giving.
     
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  9. Batman Jones

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    Dammit rimbaud, I can't rep you twice in a row.
     
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    RIP to the fifth!
     
  11. Qball

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    Fatty, you are the most annoying poster in any forum I've ever been to, let alone clutchfans.
     
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    Stay on the grind Fatty, you can let these cats keep you down.
     
  13. JBIIRockets

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  14. Fatty FatBastard

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    Lol. Uh, no. You're trying to lecture someone who doesn't give a damn about your opinions.

    Nice try.
     
  15. DonkeyMagic

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    true story:

    there is this thread where a bunch of people who disagree with someone else actually take the time to argue and look down on him while hiding behind keyboards and monitors.
     
  16. Batman Jones

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    True story:

    Donkey sucks ass.
     
  17. Batman Jones

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    More people have viewed this thread than a thread about a freaking pastor calling for the death of the freaking president.

    You rock, Fatty.
     
  18. Nice Rollin

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    NICE!!!

    rep'd
     
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    True story:

    This post blew chunks, so I'm deleting it.
     
  20. rimbaud

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    Does Maury Povich still have a show where slutty 13 year olds come on and yell at the crowd, “You don’t KNOW me!!! I don’t care about you, b****!”. Do you really want to go on Maury, Fatty? Doe you really want to request a paternity test to find out which of the guys is the real father? Would you like me to set you up with counseling backstage?
     

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