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Darling, are you depressed? I can help, honest.

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by rockHEAD, Jun 27, 2002.

  1. rockHEAD

    rockHEAD Member

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    Hormones in Semen Shown to Make Women Feel Good

    Wed Jun 26, 2:09 PM ET

    LONDON (Reuters) - Hormones in semen may help to ease
    female depression because women whose partners don't use
    condoms are less likely to feel down.

    Scientists at the State University of New York suspect the
    mood-altering hormones are absorbed through the vagina and
    make women feel good but they stressed that their results are not
    an excuse for unprotected sex.

    "I want to make it clear that we are not advocating that people
    abstain from using condoms," Gordon Gallup, who led the study,
    told New Scientist magazine on Wednesday.

    "Clearly an unwanted pregnancy or a sexually transmitted disease
    would more than offset any advantageous psychological effects of
    semen," he added.

    The researchers assessed the moods of 300 female students
    using a standard questionnaire. A score of more than 17 was
    considered moderately depressed.

    Women whose partners never used condoms scored about eight
    on the test while those who never had sex without condoms
    scored 11.3. Women who weren't having sex at all scored about
    13.5.

    Depression in the students who sometimes or never used
    condoms was more severe the longer they went without sex.

    The scientists said they looked at other factors, such as the use
    of oral contraceptives, frequency of sex and personality type, but
    found that none could account for the findings.

    The magazine said the results are not a complete surprise
    because scientists know that semen contains several
    mood-altering hormones including testosterone.

    "Some of these have been detected in a woman's blood within
    hours of exposure to semen," the magazine said.

    The scientists suspect semen will have the same effect on
    women regardless of how they are exposed to it.
     
  2. drapg

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    this is the funniest read i've had in a LONG time! thanks man!
     
  3. Princess

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    ahhh...that's what I need...

    ;)
     
  4. tbagain

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    My favorite part about the article is the last sentence.
     
  5. heypartner

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    Man, they need to research whether this works if taken orally. Definitely an important discovery for Mankind...worthy of a Nobel Piece Prize, imso.

    "Hey babe, you feeling blue?"
     
  6. Buck Turgidson

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    Re-read the last sentence.
     
  7. DiSeAsEd MoNkEy

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    today is a good day.
     
  8. keeley

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    "Hey everybody: we're all getting laid!"

    "Hooray!"

    "I'm alright... don't nobody worry 'bout me..."
     
  9. The Voice of Reason

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    HEHE

    the school that I went to is now famous for inventing the MRI, developing those argon lasers used at supermarkets so we can read bar codes, and now making BJs and unprotected sex a necessity for depressed women.

    Thank you SUNY!!!
     
  10. Mrs. JB

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    This study sponsored by the makers of Viagra...
     
  11. Sonny

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    Now there is no excuse to spit. :D
     
  12. Holden

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    ironically, this article just made me a little more depressed...

    :(
     
  13. tbagain

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    Stay depressed. Don't get any crazy ideas from this article. ;)
     
  14. subtomic

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    I guess p*rn stars must be the least depressed people on earth.
     
  15. JuanValdez

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    Why am I not suprised?
     
  16. fadeaway

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    It's supposed to be good for the skin, too.
     
  17. Htownhero

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    Don't know why, but this reminded me of a joke

    Guy nudges his wife at bedtime and says "Honey, wanna fool around?"
    "Not tonight Dear, I have a gynaecologist tomorow morning and I want to be fresh" She replies and rolls back over.
    Five minutes later her husband nudges her again and says"Say honey, you don't have a dentist appointment tomorow do you?"

    :insert rimshot here:
     
  18. outlaw

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    anyone else hungry?
     
  19. Isabel

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    No wonder I've been having such a good day today. :)
     

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