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Giving up Beer or Caning

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by durvasa, Aug 19, 2009.

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Choose wisely:

  1. No more beer for me

    35.7%
  2. 6 lashes with a cane

    64.3%
  1. durvasa

    durvasa Member

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    The other thread on the women getting lashed for drinking a beer got me wondering.

    If you had to choose between giving up beer permanently or getting 6 lashes with a ratten cane ... which would it be?
     
  2. RedRedemption

    RedRedemption Member

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    6 lashes.

    Is it per drink? Or just 6 lashes.
     
  3. durvasa

    durvasa Member

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    No, just 6 lashes. One time deal, and you get all the beer you want.

    Too easy? Those lashes hurt like hell, I imagine.
     
  4. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Sure, but only if I can have 6 beers before the lashing.
     
  5. durvasa

    durvasa Member

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    That would definitely be too easy. Nope, you have to take the lashes like a man. Shirt off, on the back, no drugs.
     
  6. AkeemTheDreem86

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    I'm pretty sure you get it in the ass...
     
  7. durvasa

    durvasa Member

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    You are correct, my mistake.

    It is said that it will break the skin and leaving permanent scarring. You guys like beer that much, eh?
     
  8. Franchise3

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    While beer is pretty tasty, I'll just exercise the loophole in your hypothetical and drink hard liquor for the rest of my life.
     
  9. SwoLy-D

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    :( That's what she said.

    The pain might be unbearable, but... dog gone it, if you're a man, you think about BEER while getting it. Boy, will you be thirsty later. :D
     
  10. rawool

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    I'd just stick to liquor. :D
     
  11. Jeremiah

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    So...a lifetime supply of beer? For six lashes?
     
  12. Air Langhi

    Air Langhi Contributing Member

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    If it was keystone or natty lights, I might give up beer.
     
  13. rocketsjudoka

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    Allow me to express my thoughts in song.

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  14. Shroopy2

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    The hard liquor loophole for myself. I dont even drink that much. There's a reason homeless people drink, cuz there's not much out there left to enjoy as the authorities keep stripping away all our enjoyment. Middle East needs MORE beer, not less.
     
  15. durvasa

    durvasa Member

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    No, you'd still have to pay for the beer.
     
  16. Lynus302

    Lynus302 Member

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    Yeah. Beer me.
     
  17. aristophanes34

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    Send me to Singapore, because I am not giving up the BEER!
     
  18. JuanValdez

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    I usually regret taking the beer while I'm still drinking it, so I'll be happy to give it up forever.
     
  19. No Worries

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    I choose life!
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  20. pickymen

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    I'd give up Beer.

    Each stroke is a trip to the ward because it's going to be pretty messed up. Once healed, the second stroke and so on.
     

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