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I'm going to prison......

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Jeremiah, Aug 6, 2009.

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  1. MadMax

    MadMax Member

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    it's hot there...at least in the prisons i've been in. no a/c.
     
  2. The_Yoyo

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    stay away from this guy

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  3. Kyakko

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    when you get in there, make sure you find the weakest inmate and beat him senseless. it'll show others that you're a little crazy and shouldn't be messed with.
     
  4. Invisible Fan

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    Can't let the Man bring you down.
     
  5. SwoLy-D

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    Is it a pound-me-in-the-ass federal prison? :confused:
     
  6. CrazyDave

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    What do you guys need, a refresher course? It's all "Macks " these days, baby.
     
  7. RedRowdy111

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    Rocketman111 is the real life Big Bossman from WWF. He is a jailer at Montgomery County. He is the guy that takes your manhood, after he de-louses you.
     
  8. rhester

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    I have preached alot in prisons. I never got used to being in there. I would have a chaplain drop me off inside and there you are without anyone but prisoners.

    It helped my prayer time alot. :)
     
  9. Invisible Fan

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    It's been a while since I was at the big house. I've been sidelining as a country singer ever since.
     
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  10. Mummywrap

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    I've worked at four prisons here in Texas. Depending on what offices your going to have to go to, you may have to walk in General Population. Walking down the main hall and such isn't as bad as you might think.

    There are yellow lines painted about three feet away from the walls on each side and the prisoners are only allowed to walk inside those lines, so bumping into one is not going to happen.

    They pretty much have no interest in non correctional staff, unless your a very pretty woman. :D

    With all that said, always be aware of your surroundings and don't be afraid to yell at the top of your lungs for help, should you ever need to, help will be there in a matter of seconds.
     

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