Ok, one of my good friends from school... Me: holla Her: whats up Me: got a question for ya Her: ya Me: when ya gonna let me tap that Her: haha you wish Me: lol .......??? long pause from her... Her: are you drunk texting again? Me: no just bored and was wondering Her: you dork Ya thats all for tonight. I have a couple more I want to do tomorrow, I know they are sleeping so I dont want to wake them up.
Changed it up a little. tried it on my best friend. hes a dude. ho homo!! me: Hey what up. him:Wats up ***** me: Hey I have a question him: yeah wats up man me: When you gonna let me tap that? him: Ahahahahahahahahahhahahah. dam dude i expected a real question but when i read that i was cracking up me: I'm serious mudafuka.lol him: lol **** u hahaha
Me: Hey Wife: ? Me: Cold...So I have to ask you ask you something. Wife: Sure sweets, what's up? Me: Me hopefully ... when are you gonna let me tap that? Wife: Tap what? Huh??? Me: make special cuddles. Wife: Your silly...well we are seeing each other tomorrow night so how about then Me: I will lay the tap down on your candy ass.
Ah man you will find plenty girls up here in MN. Just wait until winter time when they want somebody to "snuggle" with during the cold months... Worked all the time in St Cloud
Please ignore everything you've read up to this point, you're all doing it wrong from a basic psychological standpoint. The whole point is the shock value. So, starting out with "hey" or some standard opener destroys almost all shock value. Correct is: me: "ay baby, so when you gonna let me tap dat?" her: "umm who is this?" or "lol what r u talkin about?" me: "I'm the one askin the questions, how does Thursday work for you?" etc etc. The key is to be as commanding and silly as possible, never back down unless she starts to get really b****y, in which case you probably have no reason to talk to her again anyway. The important thing is if you start out with the shock value, you avoid looking like a creep and if you fail, you can always play it off as a joke ("lol did you really think I was serious??"). Best case is sweet success.
Me: Hey wuts up Magic the Gathering Land Card: nuttin...you gonna play or wut? Me: Yeah yeah i just had a question first Magic the Gathering Land Card: a question for me??? Me: yeah....when you gonna let me tap dat? Magic the Gathering Land Card: as soon as you play that Unholy Strength on your Pikeman, big boy
Found the original: http://www.pbnation.com/showthread.php?t=3150636 They've had to start 2 more threads because they close them after 2000 posts.
This is way more fun than it should be. I got this number from a random night out drinking. Me: I got a quick question, when u gonna let me tap that? Her: Nevr! Jerk. Who is this? Me: C'mon, it's just a quick tappy tap Her: Who is this? Me: U met me last night and u couldn't keep ur hands off me so I thought tappy tap tap was in order. Her: That was ur mama that cudn't keep her hands off u so go tap her! Loser! Me: Ok, I will, take care.
I think that's how it came about. No repercussions because you can just play it off as a joke. A win-win situation. But I never text, so if I did this out of nowhere it might come off too serious.
Um, yeah, no... how about we start a thread with some funny SeXtInG us married dudes can use? Your friend is mayzar?!?!? What's updoc? What do I win? (apologize DERAIL)
