In 6th grade there was this girl i really liked but didn't really know, I went into the girls bathroom on accident and she was standing there and we made eye contact and i just turned around and walked out. Later that day i saw her talking to her other hot friends, saw me, pointed me out to them, and they all started laughing hysterically.
Getting all worked up on my bed with this girl and she says "Can I ask you for something". As you can imagine by this stage I'm prepared to say yes to anything...or so I though. She gets this hold look on here eyes, gets as close to me as you can imagine and then asks if I'll take a dump on her. I burst out laughing, like hysterical, crying, can't stop if I wanted to laughing. Now, its never gonna happen, not in a million years, but I know I've got to make this terrible moment a bit easier for her. So I ask if she really like that and she is serious. She said guys have done it for her before and she likes it everywhere. My thoughts turn to my bed sheets.... Anyway it turns out that laughing in someone's face like that is a turn off. Who knew! Not with her any more and she never brought it up again. Its funny when I see pictures of her and her new husband though.....dirty, dirty people! Anyway that was awkward.
Well, not too long ago... I was chilling out with my girlfriend (now ex) and we decided to call her best friend. After she was done talking she handed the phone over to me, and I just randomly started cursing into the phone just for fun. Then, I realized that she gave the phone over to her grandmother. I cursed out a grandmother.
I was dating this girl and we went to a family party everything was great, going good but then I went to take a dump and thought Id closed the door...I didnt and her mom came into the restroom and caught me on the toliet. We made eye contact for a second or two but she caught a glance at the whole package needless to say the rest of the evening/relationship was AKWARD!
You know the terrible thing....I thought "My sheets......my sheets......". It really hurt her feelinsg too when I laughed about it. She was cut because I wouldnt drop one on her!
You rude b*stard! Taking a dump on her (and asking her to get you new sheets) is the gentlemanly thing to do.
yeah that would be AWKWARD...but at least she didn't see you eating an eclair out of the trash or wiping a stranger's car with newspaper...
I made fun of commies and the driver turned out to be a commie. In the 3rd hour of an 8-hour drive. Just me and him. I rectified the situation by insulting "Westerners". They seem to like that lol I did what I had to do!!
I'm so good at playing things off and have a great sense of self deprecating humor that I have never have an OMG awkward moment. J/k been in an awkward moment for almost my entire life.
She sounds like a hoochie that needs to be put in her place, because she has no idea what she wants. You should of given her a backhand to the cheek and evaluated how her bf/pimp responded. Wow, scandalous. Wow, scandalous. I mean unless the night ends with you mistaking your bestfriends' girlfriends face for a toilet bowl and urinating into her mouth 2 hours after you declared your love for her and she politely declined, it's not that awkward.
Once I walked into a room and looked at a girl and she didn't look back. It was so awkward. Then I mispronounced her name when we were group partners for chem lab once, I said Smelly instead of Shelly. It was so awkward. My breath became short, I started twitching compulsively, then I couldn't move and fell to the floor in a paralysis and they had to call the medics. I died later that night as a direct result of the awkward moments I experienced that day. I guess you don't live them all down.
That was my real problem. I didn't know the dumping on a girls chest etiquette. I wasn't ever gonna find out either, dirty slag!
Dude, your story is mental. Must be something in the water in Sydney. Oh crap - i'm moving there next year ...
Well the good news is she wasn't from Sydney. I can't say much more because people I know might try and work it out!
