On a semi-serious note, I've never understood why it's legal to kill and eat an animal, but you can't f@#$ it.
Well, apart from the fact that most horse "insertions" result in internal organ damage? I don't know!
No there isn't. That is what life is about.. bestiality. Then once you get to know the animal, it becomes zoophilia.
DING DING DING! REP+, sir. Master, you have to imagine this as Dave saying it. You have to have the right intonation and diction for it to warrant a laugh.