I had a frank and beans incident about ten minutes ago. I wonder if I'm bleeding.......too scared to look.
I'm going to live. So will the little general and the two privates. It was touch and go for a little while.
My girl kicked me in the family yesterday and somehow thought it was funny...I couldn't show to much pain even for a second because she starting talking mess...I had to explain the whole it FREAKING HURTS concept.