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[wth?]seriously ESPN?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Landlord Landry, Jul 28, 2009.

  1. Landlord Landry

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    asspray? just saw this commercial on ESPN......are they that hard up for cash or am I missing something? just gross.

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  2. jasonemilio

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    Billy Mays is rolling in his grave.


    God that commercial HAS to be a spoof or joke-did you really just see this play on ESPN? :confused:
     
  3. rezdawg

    rezdawg Member

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    I cant imagine that commercial actually being on tv.
     
  4. Cannonball

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    I saw it on AOTS a few days ago. I initially thought it was fake but apparently it's real.
     
  5. The Real Shady

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    That's awesome. lol
     
  6. Christopher

    Christopher Member

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    My favorite advert thats started screening over here on Australian cable channels is the Shamwow advert.

    Its a classic!
     
  7. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    Wow. :eek:

    This ranks up there with the Liberator catheter commercial :

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    the Comfort Wipe :

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    and whoever named an acid reflux/indigestion medication Aciphex (ass effects?) :

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  8. Dr of Dunk

    Dr of Dunk Clutch Crew

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    I kept sending every version/remix of that commercial to friends until one finally just got one for me. I haven't used it yet, though. :D
     
  9. rudan

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    Thats not as bad as the extenze commercials. I'm so sick of those.......If you cant get it up, do some research and find out about those pills yourself ;)
     
  10. Fatty FatBastard

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    Those pills aren't for erectile dysfunction.
     
  11. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Please elaborate.




    ...praying to the LORD ABOVE for a good Fatty story involving erectile dysfunction....
     
  12. Cannonball

    Cannonball Member

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    It's for making your dong bigger. No more tinywang.
     
  13. juicystream

    juicystream Member

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    And man do they work. I went from regular to Magnum in just 2 weeks. :eek:
     
  14. ima_drummer2k

    ima_drummer2k Member

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    Oh, I know. I was just hoping for a good FFB story.

    Slow day (or summer) at the office.
     
  15. GlenRice

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    This why we are the laziest nation the world.
     
  16. Cannonball

    Cannonball Member

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    I got a new one for y'all.

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  17. Rip Van Rocket

    Rip Van Rocket Contributing Member

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    It's hard to believe that is a real commercial, and I thought the "Balls out for comedy" commercials were bad.
     
  18. ClutchCityReturns

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    That is the exact post I was going to make. :D
     
  19. The Real Shady

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    I love how they get a round table discussion with 4 babes, and they have a good laugh about how pathetic men are with little wangs.
     
  20. Yonkers

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    Now I can tell my wife that I've been actually helping her tone her arms when I ask for it...
     

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