I live in Austin. Over here on our alternative station (101X) we have weekday latenights occupied by a radio version of the MTV show "Loveline" with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla. Drew was talking about a roasting he had just participated in of Tom Arnold's new marriage, in which he read his very own "Top Ten List" of things that this particular marriage would last longer than. The one thing he quoted-on national radio-was "Yao Ming's Chinese citizenship once the Rockets draft him." Drew has a scoop, you heard it here first: Yao is gonna defect!!!
That's like saying because Letterman, in a top 10 of his, once said that Tyson Chicken was going to market "(Mike) Tyson Chicken Chunks," it's actually going to happen.
