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Peer into your crystal ball. What will GARM look like in six months?

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by Raven, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. apollo33

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    i laffed so hard at this
     
    #61 apollo33, Jul 17, 2009
  2. No Chance

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    Can we bring the DREAM back for 10 minutes a game?

    Will Andersen ever learn how to do the dream shake?

    Will Andersen ever get more then 1 rebound a game?

    Could we get Mutombo to teach Andersen how to block shots? Just one a game would be great!

    Can they just show Dream highlights instead of the Rockets playing LA!
     
    #62 No Chance, Jul 17, 2009
  3. Aussie_Fozzey

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    Rockets Make The Playoffs :D
    (We Can All Dream...)
     
    #63 Aussie_Fozzey, Jul 17, 2009
  4. lunaticrocket

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    Pointless threads that amuse me every season...
    1. Barkley says the Rockets will not make the playoffs
    2. We moved up one spot in the weekly Power Rankings. Hooray!
    3. We need to save so we can get Lebron in the 2010 sweepstakes
    4. How can we trade for David Lee? He is like the next Lebron.
     
    #64 lunaticrocket, Jul 17, 2009
  5. monster

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    I'll add:

    -Scola...MVP?
     
    #65 monster, Jul 17, 2009
  6. Htown57

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    My mental break from being at a writing workshop for the past week.
    Enjoy.


    --[CHRON] Scola, Brooks, Landry and Ariza all out for the year after pre-season dance-off mishap.


    --Unfortunate Battier Karaoke Video # 395


    --I SAW BOBBY SURA + HIS KIDS AT THE BOWLING ALLEY...HE LOOKS LIKE HE CAN STILL PLAY!


    --[ESPN.COM] "Scola are big man who good at basketball": A Jalen Rose/Jon Barry special report.


    --[DD Talks Rocks] Live from my sauna!


    --[CHRON] Dorsey remorseful at funeral; pledges to always wear elbow pads in the future.


    --TMAC AT HIS M0V1E PREMEER WHY NOT REHAB!!!!1!1!???


    --[Hollinger] Mathematical proof that the Memphis Grizzlies do not actually exist.
     
    #66 Htown57, Jul 17, 2009
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  7. BossRolen

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    HAHA always
     
    #67 BossRolen, Jul 17, 2009
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    Rockets 112. Raptors 105. Bosh with another double-double, 27 points and 12 rebounds for the ROCKETS! :cool:
     
    #68 Canadiandude, Jul 17, 2009
  9. Keyser Soze

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    After Ariza goes 4-12:

    "Why is Trevor Ariza such a kumquat?"
     
    #69 Keyser Soze, Jul 17, 2009
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    Hahahahaha!
    Awesome post. 5-star thread just because of this. Good roasting
     
    #70 srrm, Jul 17, 2009
  11. leebigez

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    X only got x amount of shots. Lets trade brooks, he's a chucker.
     
    #71 leebigez, Jul 17, 2009
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    [Chron] Justice: Why the Rockets should've re-signed Ron Artest

    [RealGM] LEBRON JAMES TO HOUSTON!?

    Should Joey Dorsey be disciplinarianally benched?

    The case for Lowry as the starting PG

    Poll: Player of the Week! (by ai_111)

    [TNT Barkley] "Rockets are weak sauce"

    [Chron] Adelman dismisses McGrady/Wafer lockerroom altercation

    [Chron] Justice: How the Rockets are better off without Ron Artest

    More evidence that Rockets > Jordan's Bulls (MUST READ FOR ALL TRU ROCKETS FANS!)
     
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  13. apollo33

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    this one is most likely to become true

    JAMES WHITE WINS DUNK CONTEST!!!!!!
     
    #73 apollo33, Jul 17, 2009
  14. solid

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    So, we are talking 2010? Well, I don't think the Rockets will have twenty wins yet. I don't know, the Rockets start every season with a different group of players, so it takes them forever to get going. Continuity, that would be nice, but not in Houston. I agree that there will be regrets about letting Von go. Ariza might not be the "star" people are expecting and Anderson may proof to be a big stiff. Scola will be playing well, Hayes will be missing freethrows and most of his shots, Battier will be overrated, Brooks will be up and down, Lowry will be better, and C-Bud will be the team's leading scorer and candidate for ROY. In other words, basically, I have no clue.
     
    #74 solid, Jul 17, 2009
  15. Patience

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    [chron] Andersen all Rockets need at Center.
     
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    LOL... was about to post the same thing.
     
    #76 Carl Herrera, Jul 17, 2009
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    After a winning streak, we don't need xx (= we're better without xx).
    After a losing streak, We miss xx (= we're a lottery team without xx).

    xx = Yao, Artest, or anyone who got injured in the season
     
    #77 Glacier, Jul 17, 2009
  18. the1option

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    !. Tracy just shut up all of his HATERZ

    2. Rockets actually managed to make the playoffs

    3. Ariza averages better stats then artest
     
    #78 the1option, Jul 17, 2009
  19. the_hustler

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    awesome post!! ROFL @ TMAC AT HIS M0V1E PREMEER WHY NOT REHAB!!!!1!1!???
     
    #79 the_hustler, Jul 17, 2009
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    - Joe Crawford dies from elbow to the face by Joey Dorsey
     
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