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No Jorts, no cargo, so what kind?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by fmullegun, Jul 17, 2009.

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  1. fmullegun

    fmullegun Contributing Member

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    I have seen tons of jokes on cargo shorts and jorts so I am just curious what kind of short can I wear and not be an exile?

    Not elastic band basketball shorts either.
     
    #1 fmullegun, Jul 17, 2009
  2. ryan17wagner

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    Plaid cargo is hot.
     
    #2 ryan17wagner, Jul 17, 2009
  3. ccada

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    What's wrong with cargo shorts? If they are out of fashion, I guess I am, too. Oh well.
     
    #3 ccada, Jul 17, 2009
  4. Ubiquitin

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    If you are uncomfortable wearing khaki shorts, why not just stick to pants?
     
    #4 Ubiquitin, Jul 17, 2009
  5. The_Yoyo

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    I need to go back and read that jorts thread from last year that thing was funny.




    i would say wear pants?
     
    #5 The_Yoyo, Jul 17, 2009
  6. Duncan McDonuts

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    Nothing wrong with cargo pants. Jorts are bad.
     
    #6 Duncan McDonuts, Jul 17, 2009
  7. doboyz

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    Just normal khaki shorts without the cargo pockets, and/or the plaid shorts are popular this time. Personally, I think cargo shorts are ok.

    But according to my fiance, no jorts...apparently im not 10 years old anymore :( ?
     
    #7 doboyz, Jul 17, 2009
  8. ryan17wagner

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    Everyone wears cargo shorts. It's not like jorts or even in the same category as jorts.
     
    #8 ryan17wagner, Jul 17, 2009
  9. fmullegun

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    I though cargos were crap now. Thats cool. The problem is most shorts have the cargo pockets.


    I prefer pants but it is hot as hell outside these days.
     
    #9 fmullegun, Jul 17, 2009
  10. Duncan McDonuts

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    Oops, meant to say cargo shorts. Cargo pants...maybe.
     
    #10 Duncan McDonuts, Jul 17, 2009
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    if you dont want cargo i suggest some dc shorts. i have grey pair and black pair both pretty sweet. i still wear cargo shorts to sometimes.
     
    #11 peleincubus, Jul 17, 2009
  12. Rocketman95

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    i'd recommend stop giving a **** about what other people think about what you wear.
     
    #12 Rocketman95, Jul 17, 2009
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    duh......Dickies.

    [​IMG]
     
    #13 Landlord Landry, Jul 17, 2009
  14. Blake

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    First of all, wear what you like...don't worry about the opinions of others.

    I agree that jorts are horrible. Cargo shorts I think are fine.

    If you refuse to wear both, can't go wrong with non-pleated khaki shorts
     
    #14 Blake, Jul 17, 2009
  15. fmullegun

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    I don't give a crap what I wear and have no taste so why not just buy what will not make me like a douchebag if it is all the same to me.
     
    #15 fmullegun, Jul 17, 2009
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    #16 Fatty FatBastard, Jul 17, 2009
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    whatever you get no pair of shorts should fall below the knee.
     
    #17 SWTsig, Jul 17, 2009
  18. ccada

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    Just go with what you like. My mother used to dress me in head-to-toe JAMS before I had a say in the matter, and I turned out reasonably well-adjusted.
     
    #18 ccada, Jul 17, 2009
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    Go buy a polo shirt, get a spray tan, cargo shorts, white shades, and wear your hat backwards.


    You'll be good to go.
     
    #19 moestavern19, Jul 17, 2009
  20. ccada

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    #20 ccada, Jul 17, 2009
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