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Do you believe Zeus raped Europa?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Oski2005, Jul 7, 2009.

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  1. Oski2005

    Oski2005 Member

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    I mean, he did trick her by turning into a majestic white bull... Do you see what I'm saying?
     
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  2. shastarocket

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    Where's the poll man!?!?!
     
    #2 shastarocket, Jul 7, 2009
  3. WhoMikeJames

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    Yeah, but Zeus was in disguise. Doesn't count.
     
    #3 WhoMikeJames, Jul 7, 2009
  4. professorjay

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    Replies are for suckers. I'm going to make a new thread to share my thoughts on this.
     
    #4 professorjay, Jul 7, 2009
  5. FranchiseBlade

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    Once you go past a certain point it, sure it makes you an animal, but does it necessarily make you a criminal?
     
    #5 FranchiseBlade, Jul 7, 2009
  6. aghast

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    Or, perhaps, a smooth criminal?
     
    #6 aghast, Jul 7, 2009
  7. Oski2005

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    So what your saying, Aghast, is that by dressing in all white for the video, Michael was sending a subtle message. Hmmmmm[holding my chin, nodding my head]
     
    #7 Oski2005, Jul 7, 2009
  8. WhoMikeJames

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  9. The_Yoyo

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    this is a dilly of a pickle

    one would need to know the exact laws the Greeks had when it came to Bestiality.

    If all forms of intercourse with an animal fell under the category of 'bestiality' then it certainly could not have been rape.


    now the real question would arise and I will let you all discuss

    What if it wasnt a bull? What if it was a minotaur? Zeus was quite the clever one when it came to his adultery, he very well made it look like it was a bull up top to ward off any suspicion when it was his very own 'lighting bolt' doing the damage.
     
    #9 The_Yoyo, Jul 7, 2009
  10. TheBigAristotle

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    damn son. DEEEEEZ NUTZ!
     
    #10 TheBigAristotle, Jul 7, 2009
  11. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    No doubt he did it.....

    DD
     
    #11 DaDakota, Jul 7, 2009
  12. aghast

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    Come to think of it, Jackson seemed much more into Ganymedes than Europa.

    [​IMG]
    Cacaw!
     
    #12 aghast, Jul 7, 2009
  13. KingCheetah

    KingCheetah Atomic Playboy

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    I thought he just gave her an Io u.
     
    #13 KingCheetah, Jul 7, 2009
  14. aghast

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    Nice. I was trying to work something in with "Zeus Juice" & golden showers, but f--- it, I give up.

    Clearly, Cheetah, you rest at the feet of the master.

    [​IMG]
     
    #14 aghast, Jul 7, 2009
  15. fmullegun

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    Exactly. I was really looking forward to seeing the Zeus pole. :p
     
    #15 fmullegun, Jul 7, 2009
  16. TheBigAristotle

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    lol! it's sexual!
     
    #16 TheBigAristotle, Jul 7, 2009
  17. dback816

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    I DEMAND A POLL

    Where is the poll!!!
     
    #17 dback816, Jul 7, 2009
  18. peleincubus

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    i want a poll to this is an important question.
     
    #18 peleincubus, Jul 7, 2009
  19. g1184

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    #19 g1184, Jul 7, 2009
  20. Rashmon

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    Well, we know Zeus had a prior history of criminality with Leda.

    And you guys wanting to see Zeus's poll are freaking me out.
     
    #20 Rashmon, Jul 7, 2009
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