What is the best way to die?

lol dangit I wanted to post that

 

In your sleep.

 

I once posted here when I was feeling down, and I was told to man up too. Things do get better, eventually.


But...if it was me.

Best: too much vicodin and orange juice

Worst: burning

 

You're NOT alone and you're not the only one with this struggle. If its any solace, there's sure to be plenty company in your misery...

Get up, talk a walk around the block and burn off the feeling, take some deep sleeping pills, do something to dull the impulse. And if you have any loved ones you're close to, give them a call and have someone comfort you. Its not "weak" to do that.

Everyday I wake up I have emotions from a range of Louie Armstrong What A Wonderful World to Nine Inch Nails lyrics. What keeps me going is, why should OJ or Andrei Kirilenko get to live a decent life but I have to be miserable? Or you? There's just no justice in that.

 

Living is better than dying.

 

bro you need to cheer up.....do sports or other worthwhile things that can get you preoccupied.


have you ever imagined what will happen after you die?

 

I'm surprised this wasn't posted as some comic relief yet

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Ed: That's no way for a man to die.
Frank: No...you're right, Ed. A parachute not opening...that's a way to die. Getting caught in the gears of a combine...having your nuts bit off by a Laplander, that's the way I wanna go.
Wilma: Oh....Frank. This is terrible.
Ed: Don't you worry Wilma. Your husband is going to be alright. Don't you worry about anything. Just think positive. Never let a doubt enter your mind.
Frank: He's right, Wilma. But I wouldn't wait until the last minute to fill out those organ donor cards.
Wilma: [crying]
Ed: What I'm trying to say is that Wilma, as soon as Nordburg is better, he's welcome back at Police Squad.
Frank: Unless he's a drooling vegetable. But I think that's only common sense.

 

He might get some well deserved rep points.

 

In seriousness, I would recommend Frankl's Man's Search for Meaning. Frankl was a psychologist who survived the concentration camps. I'm sure you'll find something in this book that helps you through the dark times.

In answer to the thread's question, three words: massive sperm loss.

 

I'd go with carbon monoxide poisoning. All you do is pass out and it's painless!

 

did you hear back from him

 

Getting eaten by a black hole.

 

If I die. I would wanna die doing something heroic or taking a bullet for a loved one, things like that.

And then just slowly dying dramatically and stuff.

 

Perhaps you should talk to a professional?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crisis_hotline

 

This isn't good.

Has the OP been posting?

 

It's kind of sad we're all making light of this topic. What if he really is thinking about suicide and ends up killing himself? We'd all feel like jerks then.

 

I'm having difficulty seeing the negativity of this action.

 

Its been almost a month since the first post was made in this thread. I hope he didn't go through with it.

 

Guys, he's fine. He's been posting and he was last on at 9 today...