CAPTION GAME: A man and his donkey A Palestinian man pulls his donkey into the sea to escape the heat at the beach of Gaza City, Friday, June 14, 2002. Palestinian. (AP Photo/Adel Hana)
On Golden Pond Pt 2 I thought of another one... "Gaza City began implementing their new Donkey lifeguards today."
The leader of Hamas called upon one of his thugs to kidnap a United States Democrat... however, they had a little mix-up.
The Palestinian goverment revealed their prototype submarine this morning with less than stellar results.
"Gimme that dunkey butt and them big ole' legs... I ain't too proud to beg. Ain't no shame in this game... I'm gonna break it down and beg like James!"
Reminds me of The Simpsons episode when Homer has to take care of Burns' mansion. He goes to international waters on his boat to have a party, and you see a guy and cow getting married. The Old Sea Captain is peforming the ceremony and says, "I now pronounce you man and cow. Arrrr." Oh, and here's another caption. Donkey: I told you, I'm not that kind of sea horse!!!
The first ever Palestinian suicide donkey... Donkey: "I will kill all the Jewish fish...heee-hawwwwwww!!"