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A Roast, To moestavern19

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by pgabriel, Jun 18, 2009.

  1. Heath

    Heath Member

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    fatmans nick lost in pasting into the BBS

    [08:54] [fatman510] ok FINE FUCING **** IM KOOLPUDY****ING DAWG I QUIT THIS LEAGUE JESUS ****ING CHRIST CAN I JUST TRY AND HAVE SOME FUN AND GET A GOOD FUCING PLAYER FROM MYSELF JESUS ****ING CHRIST YOU WORTHLESS ASSHOLES GO TO ****ING HELL

    And here was the edited punishment that fatman was unaware of for the 4 days koolpudygate was on:

    Lawrence Rojo's talent in hitting doubles drops...
    Pedro Loya increases his talent in hitting for average!
    Pedro Loya increases his talent in hitting doubles!
    Pedro Loya increases his talent in taking walks!
    Pedro Loya increases his talent in avoiding strikeouts!

    MIL: Pedro Loya was injured in a car crash.
    Diagnosis: Broken Skull.
    This is a life-ending injury for him!!!

    Huge blow for Milwaukee's Loya, career over
    PHILADELPHIA - It was one of baseball's sadest days.
    Milwaukee's catcher Pedro Loya suffered a career-ending
    injury in a car crash after the game against Philadelphia.
    He was rushed to the hospital and Milwaukee's worst fears
    were confirmed as the diagnosis was Broken Skull. While
    compiling an average of .279, Loya had 174 home runs and
    620 RBI. Baseball will certainly miss this great player.
     
  2. moestavern19

    moestavern19 Member

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    Why the hell haven't you simmed?

    ;) :p
     
  3. JBIIRockets

    JBIIRockets Contributing Member

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    Same here. I was like, "am I about to get a look at Moe's bare ass?"
     
  4. The Cat

    The Cat Contributing Member

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    I agree. STOP BEING LAZY HEATH I WANT MY SIM

    moes, if you have it, you should totally copy/paste the Word file (well, if it's too long, the epic parts) into this thread. Awesome (or sad) memories. :D
     
  5. Miguel

    Miguel Contributing Member

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    Sweet jesus Heath is still alive?
     
  6. Manny Ramirez

    Manny Ramirez The Music Man

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    They let him out of his dungeon every now and then in the great country of Norway. He and his buddy (what was his name again? Fyrsten?). :p
     

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