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Noun 1. Ostertag - Jerry Sloan's personal whipping boy. 2. Ostertag- A big, slow footed scrub with a terrible haircut. Often used as a seat warmer. 3. Ostertag- A large, slowbody with zero game. Usually insterted into games to help opposing teams win. Synonyms: Reeves, Koncak, Longley, two sandwiches Antonyms: Olajuwon, O'neal, Russell, Chamberlin
to be fair, Big Country, Koncak, and Longley were all much more skilled offensively than Ostertag i'd call his synonym whichever of the Collins brothers Utah has now.