Greetings from China. You are the having lucky good luck to bring tall cowboy to your team. In China we watch he tower tall with pleasurable skill and effort. You should owe CBA for his big skill. He make you best lucky win team in NBA. We love now Houston Rocket. Thank you.
Welcome to Rockets BBS. Please try your Nice Rockets Posting With Smiley Faces the traditional and typical of ClutchCity glonous history and cultual.
I've never heard a chinese person speak english like that in my life and I've met many chinese people. Panda you sound like an American trying to be funny. That being said, I want to welcome all Rocket and Yao (as long as he plays for us) fans to clutchcity.net.
Greetings from Mars You lucky you are for the option of Yao Ming pick. He popular much here is he. Yes he didn't play long here on Mars, but Ring he won yes.
I HappyLuckyPanda brother, He mispeaken. We not from China. We from Oklahoma. Maybe sounds funny. People call dyslexia. In lucky Oklahoma cheat win, we call it normal. Mobile home very good. You lucky to get Yao. We lucky to get.... we just lucky.
It sounds like Chinese or Japanese advertising on soda/coffee cans (in English). They always say something to the effect of "For sensitive person who enjoy strong flavor and good friend, and make a great story also. Welcome to ultimate coffee pleasure." I think you are getting your Yoda impression mixed up with your Chinese translator.
Maybe he is chinese and is using one of those crappy web chinese to english translators. Anyways, greetings again with a smiley face.
Welcome to the clutchcity.net BBS, 165.91.217.236 from oark218j-01.tamu.edu. We don't appreciate trolls around here, especially trolls specializing in ethnic parody of Chinese people. Cut that **** out or Texas A&M will be receiving an email.