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How do you know if you have STD's?

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Outlier, Jun 9, 2009.

  1. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    Good advice.
     
  2. Two Sandwiches

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    If you have big red things, that look like spiders and have shells, pinching on your balls, then I heard that's a sign you might have crabs....
     
  3. chow_yun_fat

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    Awesome, thanks. Going to get me and the gf tested. I don't really care if I have a std, but it'll be good to know so I don't pass it onto others.
     
  4. VanityHalfBlack

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    Do you have to ejaculate in order to get std's or does std's c*m at you regardless.. I wear condoms for 100% of the time when I'm intercoursing...
     
  5. Bandwagoner

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  6. Rashmon

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    Here ya go...

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  7. Pizza_Da_Hut

    Pizza_Da_Hut I put on pants for this?

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    Best advice ever.

    Even if its consistently the same person, I'd still say get tested once every six months. STDs that are serious (the hivy, and others like it) can take up to 6 months to show up on an STD test and can produce a lot of false negatives. In general, how often do you get a physical? I'd say everytime you get a physical throw in an STD test too. Maybe I'm paranoid.
     
  8. moestavern19

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    Since you have about 2000 posts and you've only been here since 2006, I'm going to assume the hoes you banged were not honest women and therefor jump to the logical conclusion that you probably caught some ****.
     
  9. CrazyDave

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    Beat me to it... zappa rules.
     
  10. rrj_gamz

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    I just got tested last week...this girl I'm kind of seeing, off and on, had me wanting to get tested...got the results today, I'm fine but like everyone said, get tested every six months...some don't show up for months...I get tested after every long-term girl i see...

    I hate using condoms, but know its a necessity nowadays...sometimes i get careless and need to be more disciplined...
     
  11. tingYAO

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    I have it
     
  12. SwoLy-D

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    There are lots of ways to tell if you have an STD, but there are many other STDs that don't do anything. For example, HIV might just be there for up to 6 months and not do anything... you may experience other illnesses, but that's just because your immune system is deteriorating from HIV. Again, it's not doing anything you could "tell" is there.

    Some viruses lie dormant in a specific part of your body. For example, a strand of Herpes lies in the back of your spine, and when your body senses heat from either too much work like sex, stress, exercise, etc., it returns to let you know it's there.

    Some bacteria and viruses do their work only in moist, dark places like the sexual organs or the underarm areas or mouth and eyes. These are the ones most susceptible to "passing on" to other people.

    If you feel you have some things protruding like red dots or bumps or just open sores around those areas, don't rub or scratch them if they itch or as just out of curiosity. If you have already rubbed those areas or have touched them at all, wash your hands thoroughly with an antibacterial soap.

    As others have said, if you have doubts or just want to have peace of mind, just get tested. :eek: Be aware of what you might find out.
     
  13. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    Drip, drip, drip....

    Doxycycline is your friend....or...uhhh...so I heard.

    DD
     
  14. Fyreball

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    Please tell me you're joking, and that you are trying to sound moronic on purpose.
     
  15. Lady_Di

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    Trust me, once you go through a book of all known STDs, you'd never want to have unprotected sex. that book was so gross! :eek:
     
  16. RedRowdy111

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    Best advice you will ever get:

    Double Bag it. If it already burns, pour a 50/50 mix of Clorox and Premium unleaded fuel on it. Actually screw it, it can contain lead too.
     
  17. ILoveTheRockets

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    I played a horrible joke on my girlfriend last month.

    She wanted us to get tested and whatnot so it kind of made me mad she wanted me to get tested since I have been faithful to her.

    So, I went. Got a friend to call me while we were eating lunch, around the time the test were suppose to be coming in. Well we left from the Cafe we were eating at, and the phone call comes in and she can kind of hear what is being said since we are in the car.

    I made myself turn white and pulled the car over. I was like... " Baby, do you love me?" she said of course. So I told her...

    " Look, I love you a lot and I don't want you to be scared when I tell you this. But I was tested positive for HIV".

    I thought she was gonna have a heart attack... It was Awesomeness! :D
     
  18. juicystream

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    I have an STD. No biggie. It is just HPV, which rarely results in any symptoms. Its extremely common. They don't actually test for it in males, but if you have warts, then you have it.

    Get tested for the biggies. No doctor is going to look at you funny. I can remember getting tested because the doc said I might have HIV. It freaked me out, but turns out I just had some other viral infection and I was clear of all STDs tested for. It is a huge relief to be certain.
     
  19. SwoLy-D

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    Ummm... too much info, sir. :( ^^
    Dude, that's DBagness. :( You don't joke around with THAT stuff.
     
  20. Tree-Mac

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    Get check after 6 months to be absolutely sure you're clear. The test is easy and free these days. Man I was worried sick one time for a good 6 months!
     

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