I ain't old folks like some of y'all, but I have seen that one. I've seen Big Trouble in Little China. I've seen some movies.
Blues Brothers is a great flick, but people like to pretend it's a little better than it really is -- king of like Reservoir Dogs or The big Lebowski.
Donny you're out of your element! Dude, the Chinaman is not the issue here! Nihilists! **** me. I mean, say what you like about the tenets of National Socialism, Dude, at least it's an ethos. Whereas what we have here? A bunch of fig-eaters wearing towels on their heads, trying to find reverse in a Soviet tank. This is not a worthy adversary. ****ing dip**** with a nine toed woman. Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, your opinion, man. Nobody ****s with the Jesus! Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber. Also, let's not forget - let's *not* forget, Dude - that keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for uh, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal either. I do mind, the Dude minds. This will not stand, ya know, this aggression will not stand, man. Mind if I do a J? I'm sorry your stepmother is a nympho. Walter, I love you, but sooner or later, you're going to have to face the fact you're a ******* moron. At least I'm housebroken. Does the Pope **** in the woods?
The Big Lebowski can't be viewed just once, because like many movies you get agitated that a plot is trying to unfold rather than simply appreciate the characters and their particular nuances and dialogues. I think I truly appreciated its greatness on the 3rd viewing. And FFS, don't watch it on Cable... THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS LARRY THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS.
"Your women. I want to buy your women. The little girl, your daughters... sell them to me. Sell me your children."
One of the many great things about this movie is...well, you know how many cops are in this movie? There had to have been thousands, right? But if you watch the closing credits, you will see in the middle of the cast, they have "cop" and some random guy's name. As if we're supposed to know which "cop" that guy is out of the thousands we see in the movie. I've always thought they did that on purpose, but I could never find anything about it. Me and my friends long ago decided it was the cop in the office building that asked the security guard directions before they stormed the office.
