actual caption: President Bush holds onto Dawn Kruger, Iowa Pork Queen, following his remarks at the World Pork Expo, at the Iowa State Fairgrounds, in Des Moines,Iowa, Friday June 7, 2002.
"With this tiny woman, we will make bacon for everyone!" "I O W A Pork Queen" say this out loud, sounds like someone lost a bet.
Bush: So Fergi, what is it like being one o' them high falutin' English types? Condaleeza Rice (not pictured): I believe you are thinking of the Duchess of Pork, I mean York.
All was going well until The Pork Queen locked on to the microscopic amount of Bacon Grease on Dubya's Collar.
"As your leader, I, King Dubya the Second hereby assert my presidentialy duty for to accept the great peoples of the country of Iowa's gift, this gift of pork, because as many kingpresideleaderguyincharge's before me have done and said, to president is to pork."
Appropriately enough, standing next to the Queen of Pork, the most active part of President Bush was his sausage.
