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Advice: Rooming w/ girls

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by stipendlax, May 20, 2009.

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  1. droxford

    droxford Member

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    Yup. That's a woman for ya.

    Men - ya don't have to do that. You just tell your buddy, "You stink, dude. Did you forget deodorant?"
     
     
  2. No Worries

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    "Sweetie I love you and I'll always love you, no matter what. And ..."

    That has about a 5% change of working, if the woman in question focuses on the first part and not the second part. Methinks the 5% woman would be thinking "Isn't that sweet. He truly deeply loves me. But I must have misheard that the last part, about being fat."

    I have caught serious sh** while talking random things with a GF and getting "what do you mean my ass is fat?!?", when at no time her or her ass or dimensions thereof were being mentioned.

    Again I have to question whether you know any woman?
     
  3. GlassHalfFull

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    I guess I should be more appreciative of my husband. I just gotta ask, is this normal? Cause I think you need a magnifying glass to see that one. Why in the world would he want the world to see he has an itty bitty willie?
     
  4. Rocket River

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    According to every guy i know who did it .. . . .
    the Advice is simple. . .. DON'T

    Rocket River
     
  5. DaDakota

    DaDakota Balance wins
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    I roomed with Girls for a couple of years in college, some I slept with, some were just friends.....

    PSSST.....it turns out they are just people !!!

    :)

    In other words, don't sweat it....if you are compatible it will all work out...

    I have some great stories of rooming with 2 girls......but...uh....never to be posted.....lol

    DD
     
  6. juicystream

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    Sometimes I wonder if there is anyway to avoid saying that. Examples:

    "Are you sure you should be eating that much?" - Are you saying I'm fat?
    "I bought you new clothes" - I'm fat(they fit) You think I'm fat(too big) I used to be that skinny(too small).
    "Baby you look nice today." - You are just saying that. I'm fat and ugly.(WTF?)

    There is no explaining women. Most of them have serious self image problems. She probably cries later after droxford drops the bomb on them.
     
  7. stipendlax

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    You can't say you have some great stories and back out. Post!

    As for Droxford, that is very useful information. Much appreciated, sir!

    I think you may have misunderstood me. First off, I don't mind them having guys/girls over, but there has to be a line drawn. As long as it doesn't get too excessive, it's not an issue with me whatsoever.

    Also, the prospect of sleeping with them is not out of the question. I am going in there with the mindset of not intending to. However, we all know things don't go as planned.

    Whatever happens, what happens.
     
  8. justtxyank

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    ROFL

    "So you think I'm fat?"

    That would never go over well with most women.
     
  9. droxford

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    Dude. I've been married for 13 years, and no, my wife was not my first girlfriend.
     
     
  10. ItsMyFault

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    You've had some very good luck, my friend. Either that, or the women have been too scared to tell you off.
     
  11. juicystream

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    Do you really expect guys to admit to having small ones? :confused:

    You judge a man based upon when he is fully erect.
     
  12. Lady_Di

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    Good job on derailing this thread to fat chicks! :)

    Honestly, I have no idea what's the best way to tell a girl she's fat.

    Never happened to me so I can't say how you should tell her...my best bet is just tell her you want to work out together.
     
  13. juicystream

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    You're fat

    Now you've been told.

    Actually judging from you initial weight from the Monday Morning weigh-in, that isn't surprising.
     
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  14. Rocket River

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    Maybe you should have sex with both of them in the 1st week
    and get that out of the way

    be all down hill from there

    Rocket River
     
  15. ItsMyFault

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    I was going to try, but it's too hard even on a forum. =/

    Can't take a jab at a woman though, it's just wrong.
     
  16. stipendlax

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    yeah, we're derailing....sorry

    when i feel fatter, i just say it and my husband either does a half-agree or is nice to me. at least i say it first so he knows i'm concerned and aware. he has never come out and said i'm fat and hopefully never has to.

    besides, wiifit said i'm normal. :D
     
  19. juicystream

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  20. No Worries

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    You are not paying attention. You should have said to Lady_Di ...

    Let's *work out* together.

    Nudge, nudge. Wink, wink. Say no more. Say no more.
     

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