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Rockets have been working out joey dorsey

Discussion in 'Houston Rockets: Game Action & Roster Moves' started by rockergordon, May 15, 2009.

  1. thacabbage

    thacabbage Contributing Member

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    that dorsey-carrol dawson training video posted a few months ago was the most pathetic display of fine motor skill coordination since its original production 10 years ago starring kelvin cato.
     
  2. Dave_78

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    This is Dorsey's shot. Not as a basketball player but as an audition for his next career. Joey needs to go in and put one nasty, nasty foul on Kobe. When he does it he needs to start screaming to the crowd "King Kong ain't got $%$^ on me!" or something like that.

    Of course, his NBA career will be over at that point but let's be real, he isn't going to make it in the league anyway. What he will accomplish by killing Kobe is he will catch the eye of Hollywood (he will even be in the right town). He will be a shoe in to be an enforcer on any remakes or rip offs of American Gladiators but even better than that he will position himself to take the "huge, mean, black dude" role that an aging Tommy "Tiny" Lister has had a stranglehold on for two decades.

    Can you imagine Joey as BA Baracus in the A Team remake? I can.
     
  3. Old Man Rock

    Old Man Rock Contributing Member

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    LOL... Funny but true... I still think he gives us a few hard fouls.
     
  4. ColomboLQ

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    I atleast hope he has been working on his free throws.
     
  5. D-rock

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    Outstanding news!! :D



    If anything he can accidently clothesline Cook on the sidelines to ensure that he doesn't ever get in the game.



    If anything, put Dorsey in the game for a minute or so while he whispers sweet nothings in Pau's ear while kneeing him in the tailbone. :D
     
  6. ralphabetsoup

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    Maybe. RIck at this point would probably rather play Scola/Landry/Artest/Cook as his bigs in that case. THey'd all have to be in big foul trouble or out in order for him to get the enDorseyment.
     
  7. TXRoxBBall

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    It's amazing how quickly his "feet" were healed. Must of called Tracy's witch dr.
     
  8. ebu

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    Dorsey is our secret weapon we have been saving for game 7

    the lakers won't know what hit them or how to adjust to him

    i would def rather see him than cook
     
  9. Yao4REAL

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    Yea man i can't believe Adelman put Brian Cook in there...dude is weak. I was about to quit watching the game.
     
  10. ralphabetsoup

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    Dorsey has been practicing the pick and roll with White.
     
  11. BigBenito

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    For those that missed it:

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    "You wouldn't believe how far he's come." :(
     
  12. vinsensual

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    I'd rather him miss from 5' than see Cook go 0/7 trying to create on his own.
     
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    It is clear Rockets will need some extra big men to throw at Denver with them having Nene, Kenyon Martin, Chris Anderson.
     
  14. Visagial

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    OMG this guy sucks. My four year old daughter could hit more of those hooks than him! Maybe not but it would be close.
     
  15. kwng

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    I hope Dorsey get some play time. His offensive ability cannot be as bad as Chuck. He need some experience to playoffs intensity so that he is ready to contribute next year.
     
  16. yaofor3

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    shut yo mouth fool. no one cares if your daughter can make those hook shots. he is raw and learning the ropes for the nba. time and hard work will pay off.
     
  17. eveluvsrox

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    You mustve didn't watch this guy play in college.He is a beast in the low post.
     
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    Otis Thorpe and Kevin Willis have a little brother?
     
  19. jVgOwnsYou

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    unleash the beast
     
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    Not a good idea to gamble on the 7th game of the series
     

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