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Best Fail Movies of All Time

Discussion in 'BBS Hangout' started by Roxfan73, May 13, 2009.

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  1. Roxfan73

    Roxfan73 Rookie

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    I was just thinking how I love me some awful movies. Here are 3 of my favorites -

    "The Room":

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    "Troll 2":

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    "Shark Attack 3":

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    So i figured, "let's see if the hangout can find me some more!"
     
    #1 Roxfan73, May 13, 2009
  2. Lil Pun

    Lil Pun Member

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/J1oy_TQ9tyE&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/J1oy_TQ9tyE&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


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    #2 Lil Pun, May 13, 2009
  3. Jeremiah

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    And the ultimate fail is:

    "Drop that zero and get with the hero"

    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/faXR_eYLyZI&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/faXR_eYLyZI&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>
     
    #3 Jeremiah, May 13, 2009
  4. finalsbound

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    The Room...didn't the cartoon network play that one on April Fool's? That movie was hilarious it was so awful.
     
    #4 finalsbound, May 13, 2009
  5. stipendlax

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    Waterworld.

    /thread.
     
    #5 stipendlax, May 13, 2009
  6. coolweather

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    New kid on teh block.
     
    #6 coolweather, May 13, 2009
  7. Roxfan73

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    Yep, that was the first time I saw it. They show midnight screenings of this in LA. It has a Rocky Horror like following over there.
     
    #7 Roxfan73, May 13, 2009
  8. Shroopy2

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lVPTzoNzMKM&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lVPTzoNzMKM&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>


    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Mkl9rtttog&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/9Mkl9rtttog&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>ULTIMATE fail
     
    #8 Shroopy2, May 13, 2009
  9. max14

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    I don't watch movies much.

    But I watched 300 and it was effing terrible.
     
    #9 max14, May 13, 2009
  10. peleincubus

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    well that trailer just said it was the best movie of the year
     
    #10 peleincubus, May 13, 2009
  11. rhino17

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    BLASPHEMY!!!

    If you do not like 300, you are not a man. One of the most bad ass movies ever made
     
    #11 rhino17, May 13, 2009
  12. Landlord Landry

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    never seen it, but several people have told me that 300 is a 2 hour sausage fest.
     
    #12 Landlord Landry, May 13, 2009
  13. Hoee Ass

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    wtf? LOL too funny especially the second one.. "when gymnastics and karatay are fused.. the combustion becomes an explosion!!"
     
    #13 Hoee Ass, May 13, 2009
  14. Rocket River

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    not as good as Gladiator or Troy

    When it comes to FAIL movies

    NOTHING BEATS THE Fantastic Four - 1994

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    Rocket River
    *grin*
     
    #14 Rocket River, May 13, 2009
  15. Rocket River

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    this is fricking hilarious

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    Rocket River
     
    #15 Rocket River, May 13, 2009
  16. peleincubus

    peleincubus Member

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    what the hell they dont show the fire guy once i think his name is torch. wow
     
    #16 peleincubus, May 13, 2009
  17. BetterThanI

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    "Dr. Tarr's Dungeon of Death" a.k.a. "Dr. Tarr's Torture Dungeon" a.k.a. "The Mansion of Madness" a.k.a. "Don't See This Movie Unless You Are Really, REALLY High".

    Trailer NSFW
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    Saw this at the Alamo Drafthouse "Dusk 'till Dawn" horror marathon at an abandoned mental institute. I could not believe my eyes. Don't be fooled by the presence of the name "Edgar Allan Poe": this movie is so bad, it's epic.
     
    #17 BetterThanI, May 13, 2009
  18. BetterThanI

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    The #1 sign the movie you're about to see will suck: it uses the music from "Battle Beyond the Stars"

    The #2 sign the movie you're about to see will suck: it IS "Battle Beyond the Stars"
     
    #18 BetterThanI, May 13, 2009
  19. Uprising

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    I can't think of the title of the movie. But it's about some dude who goes on a rampage to get a replacement for his broken sexbot.
     
    #19 Uprising, May 13, 2009
  20. BigTex

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    <object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/G2065epgY2E&hl=en&fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/G2065epgY2E&hl=en&fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></embed></object>

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    The worst fail movie, not enjoyable at all
     
    #20 BigTex, May 13, 2009
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