2. Thou Shall Not... bash any Rockets player or coach after a massive play-off victory over Kobe Bryant and the Lakers!
4. Thou shall not assume you will win because your jersey says "Lakers" and famous people become jock sniffers in your presence.
There're three rules in life: 1. Don't mess with mother of nature 2. Don't mess with your mother in law 3. Don't ever, mess with motherfreaking HOUSTON ROCKETS!!!!!!