If someone has a cell phone, and they pick a really r****ded piece of music for their ring tone, and they leave the phone laying around a lot, and thus it rings... and rings.... and rings.... ...will I get any jail time if I smash the phone to pieces, then force feed the pieces to the owner of the phone, and then beat said person to death with a tire iron?
Don't tell me, it plays "It's a Small World" right? They deserve to get their phone smashed if they leave it around unattended...or at least stolen. I want a cell phone that plays the original Super Mario Bros. theme song
Nah - Go for it! Smash It Up! (I am not a board licensed attorney) Anyone else see SpyTV last night where they hooked up a cell phone to a 100watt speaker at a restaraunt? The idiot with the phone had on headphones and acted like he couldn't hear it. Finally some big guy stole it and everyone started clapping.
If you murder Miss Perrywinkle in the Cubicle Farm with the Tire Iron, and no one complains, did she just accidentally fall on the tire iron?
It is illegal. However, much like when you murder a cheating wife and her lover, you'll only get a slap on the wrist from the State of Texas. I'd bet 8 months tops, maybe only probation.
Just answer the phone and tell the person on the other end the owner has died and then turn off the phone.
I think Juan's right. However, if someone has an annoying ring, answers it, has a three minute conversation in a ****ing movie, and you murder him...you should get a key to the ****ing city.
