Chant suggestions for Games 3 and 4 (but, keeping it classy)

I'm italian. Here are a few good ones:

STRON-ZO (a**hole, pronounced strown-zo)

SCE-MO (idiot/dumba**, pronounced shay-mo)

SPOR-CO (dirty)

 

rofl is that a joke?

 

I think dir-ty would good enough...

 

You're not Jordan!!

 

TA-BLE-LEG

 

Screw the chant, someone throw a beer at Kobe. Or any Laker.

 

How about something simple like standing, waving finger, and shouting NOT IN OUR HOUSE!

 

Youre not Jordan!
He wasnt dirty!
Youre not Jordan!
He wasnt dirty!
Youre not jordan!
He wasnt dirty!

 

EL-BOW
EL-BOW
EL-BOW


Keep it simple and embarrassing and basketball related.

 

Kobe is dirty, so Lebron wins MVP!

 

hey im wondering.

was MJ ever dirty? i talked to my friend who's a pretty avid NBA fan...he claims jordan was just as dirty too.

this true?

 

I dont recall him being dirty but I sure do remeber him doing a whole lot of trash talking.

 

Good one, but I would prefer S.Battier, or R.Artest, chant "M-V-P," or when every Rockets goes to the FT line.

 

LMAO



ok, really tho, id like the over rated stuff. i dont care what you guys say, just bE LOUD!!!! LETS HAVE A HOMECOURT ADVANTAGE TONIGHT

 

TAKE A SHOWER!

 

PERFECT. That's totally it.

It's overkill for all the players but if we can do it just for Battier and Artest, that would be cool!

I agree with what somebody else said that if we do it for everybody, it might actually distract them.

 

Hre are my suggesstions for when Kobe has the ball / at the line:

1. "Pri-ma-Don-na" - in the "Hou-ston-Roc-kets" cadence. This has the added benefit of being Italian in origin.

2. "S-U-X. S-U-X. S-U-X" in the M-V-P cadence.

3. "Where's the Beef. Where's the Beef. Where's the Beef." in the M-V-P cadence. You know, because he is such a p*ssy and his name is the same as a type of beef.

 

"aaahhhh....aaahhhh luke looks like a lady"

"aaahhhh....aaahhhh pau looks like a lady"

 

Anything regarding Kobe and his alleged rape is horribly classless and I'd really be ashamed to be a Houston Rocket fan.

I like the idea of chanting MVP regardless of what Rocket is at the line. Brilliant!

 

Yeah, but everyone got away with a little dirt back then even Dream. These days, super stars like Bryant, Wade and "King" James get away with far more dirt then most of the players are ever allowed to.