Chant suggestions for Games 3 and 4 (but, keeping it classy)

Although I like the spirit of this thread, it's a futile effort. We had the same discussion before the series came back here for game 3 against Portland, and although there were many worthwhile suggestions, the crowd predictably settled with the "Portland Sucks" chant . . expect a lot of "L.A./Lakers Suck(s)" tonight and Sunday [sigh]

 

Do-IT-4-Di-kem-be Mu-tom-bo Mpo-londo Muk-amba Jean-Jacques Wa-mu-tom-bo. Look I really think Rockets Fans could do it. But maybe they should practice like an hour before the game to get it down right.

 

When Kobe steps up to the free throw line, instead of M-V-P, chant " A-S-S, A-S-S, A-S-S"

Ok may not be classy, but gets the point across about how exactly we feel towards him.

 

As I mentioned, I am a Rowdy and I've gotten the entire arena to follow suit before in the playoffs. I'm certain the atmosphere tonight will let me do it again ...if we can find the right chant.

I'm positive "TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES" won't fly getting the whole arena to join in ...as funny as it is.

I'm thinking the winner is "KOBE's DIRTY" unless somebody comes up with something better soon.

Reminder, it has to be really easy that people can pick it up. No more than 3-6 syllables.

 

That would be aweosoe

 

What about...

"Hou-ston has bet-ter free-ways than LA" clap clap clapclapclap

 

I think Kobe would be more pissed if we just ignored him. Kind of like how Battier was. We should chant Battier instead of anything Kobe.

 

wow tons of horrible suggestions in here...keep it simple...You want to bother Kobe and bring attention to the world how dirty they are. Top 2 IMO are:

Dirty Kobe clap clap clapclapclap

No means no!

Fans is short for fanatics...**** class...

 

Taste my ass?

 

Ok, instead of the chant, "Let's Go Rockets" clap clap clap-clap-clap

We should cheer, "How's My Ass Taste?" clap clap clap-clap-clap

we just need to bribe the teleprompter guy to change the words on the screen. Who can pull that off?

 

fakers-and-talkers

 

"MO-E-SHA"

 

I like "Overrated" but it would be hilarious if the crowd suddenly broke out with the hook of the H-Town classic joint "Wannabe a Baller" by Lil Troy every time Kobe or Gasol got the ball.

Wanna be a -- baller, shot caller

Don't bring my darling Brandy into this.

 

How about every time Kobe misses a shot, while Shane is guarding him, we chant "Who's your Daddy, Battier!"

 

I will go a different direction and suggest some Chinese chants. Obviously you will need to get the Rox to help with something on the Jumbotron.

From this old Brian Kagy thread (Clutchfans is a wealth of knowledge and information ):

http://bbs.clutchfans.net/showthread.php?t=35256

Of course, the Rox may not help with the last two .

Ideally, many Chinese fans in the crowd will pick it up without any help.

 

I was reading this article a couple of months ago in SI or ESPN the mag,cannot remember which, and it was talking about hecklers.

They said some of the most effective 'hecklings' were when things were personal.

People would scream while the crowd gets quiet,typically during the home teams free throws, towards the player something personal.

And by personal, I do not mean 'Colorado' personal but the name of the players 2nd grade teacher or their dog.Seems like it was something random but enough for the player to at least think about it or make him want to reply to it.


I went to the Wikipedia, and of course there is a wealth of knowledge there.Someone in the lower bowl just yell: Pamela Cox while its quiet-thats KB's mom.Or yell:Brande-his prom dàte.

I don't have an answer here but I think someone here can run with.
I am sure it would be difficult for a chant but maybe someone here has incredible seats and will may be close enough to get KB's attention.

 

I like this one because it is so true not a lie.

 

The goal is to get 17,000 people to join in. People won't get it if we yell Pamela Cox.

I think "DIRTY KOBE" is the best idea yet.

 

any italian speakers on this board?

kobe is fluent in italian. i think he wouldnt expect to hear something in italian...

 

I don't think we can get 17,000 fans to chant Pamela Cox either. I am just trying to get us to think outside the box a little bit.

If we could just get something going that just breaks his concentration for one play, that would be awesome.


And thank you for what you do for the Rockets,Rowdies, and this board.


I do like chanting the ideas of chanting 'Shaq' and 'MVP' for whoever is shooting fts on our team